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[beyond_compare]

Buggering hell. Seriously, this is getting ridiculous. I've been sick more this year than I have my entire life, and, of course, I'm allergic to most potions that are supposed to cure this type of thing.

If anybody needs me, I will be holed up in my room trying my best to keep Adam and his strange vibrating broomstick out and reading this batch

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[gowiththeflow__]

If you like them, I have plenty more.

Jordan

[beyond_compare]

Thank you! I could always steal them from your trunk, of course...

Evan

[gowiththeflow__]

That you could! But there might be a few things in there you could do without seeing...I'd steer clear if I were you.

Jordan

[beyond_compare]

Vibrating broomsticks?

Evan

[gowiththeflow__]

No, unfortunately. I'm afraid I'm not that strange. Still...

Jordan

[beyond_compare]

Pornography, then.

Evan

[gowiththeflow__]

What do you take me for!

[beyond_compare]

A seventeen-year-old boy without a girlfriend?

Evan

[gowiththeflow__]

Low. That was low.
Maybe I don't want one.

Jordan

[beyond_compare]

Because you have your pornography?

Evan

[gowiththeflow__]

No, because I share a dorm with you, of course.

Jordan

[beyond_compare]

Oh, don't get all Andrew on me.

Evan

[gowiththeflow__]

I'll try to restrain myself.

Jordan

[wreakinghavoc]

YOU HAVE PORNOGRAPHY?!?!?!?!
SHARE.
NOW.

[gowiththeflow__]

I don't have any such thing!

Jordan

[wreakinghavoc]

You DO.
I am RANSACKING your trunk.

Adam