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[his_firecracker]

Yanno wha'? Readin' hasn't ever been one of my strong points. Actually, nothin' ever has acdemic wise. So, readin' this invite to a par-tah, which by the way, so fuckin' needed with all these prissy stuck-up bitches with stakes rammed so far up their asses, they can't see the light of day...um, okay, ow. Head hurts. Way too much of the Jack Daniel'

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[his_firecracker]

Someone was talkin' to me. I heard 'em call my name. Tha' or there was another Faith here? Figurin' I was the only Faith here, I turned and who do I run into but Fred.

Fred the nurse.

Not the lab mouse she is.

A sexy nurse.

One who I would'a liked to definitely see when I woke up from tha' long coma.

"Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooo nurse." I grinned right at her. I mean, tha' costume was fuckin' fly. Eyeing Fred up and down, down and up and up and down and then partially behind her, I found myself swaying back and forth. Forth and back, and whee! Who knew tha' Hell Inc's building swayed in the wind?

Tappin' the red Trojan against my lips, I nodded. I needed another drink, but I think I needed my blood pressure checked before tha'. 'Cos maybe it's the JD tha's doin' it, but Fred looks so hooooooooooooot in tha' uniform. "So, nurse Fred! Are you g'na...um..." Y'know when ya drink waaaaaaaaaaaaay too much and ya brain sorta falls asleep like ya foot does? Well, fuck! It happens to me. Did jus' then. "...check my temperature?" Cheah, tha' was it. Temperature.

Leaning towards Fred, I closed my eyes, dropped the condom from my mouth and parted my lips. Tongue stickin' out.

Oh, I hope I don't fall asleep like this.

[wini_fred]

"...check my temperature?"

I really did not expect Faith to lean in and stick her tongue out. I guess she was being playful but I nearly gagged at the smell of her breath. She had been drinking and her breath smelled like a bar at last call. I knew she was drunk but I was unprepared for the extent of which she was drunk.

“Hey Faith.. someone might think your making a pass at me.” I said giving her a very ginger push on her shoulder. I did not want to accidentally touch her breasts. I mean sure I was half tempted but… I am not gay! “I mean your cute and all but umm don’t want to spread too many rumors.” I suddenly wished Knox was here to give me and excuse to leave her company. Crap I was staring at Faith’s breasts again.

“Hey faiths want to hit the bar. I am sure you had enough but I need one.” I said leading the way to the bar feeling suddenly warm.