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HELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO PART-AY!!
Dressed in the most deliciously snug fitting Police Officer's uniform I could find (Navy blue, short sleeved shirt, black tie, shiny silver "FASHION POLICE" badge), I slid on my ass down the full length of the main lobby banister, night-stick in my hand, fake gun my holster. Damn I looked good in this uniform. Who doesn't love a man in uniform?
When my black boots hit the floor, I dove headlong into the throng of dancing people. I always gotta make an entrance.
I hooked my thumbs on the loops of my utility belt and sauntered over towards the main stage that I had specifically constructed for all of my MC needs. (You know me, I gotta be in the spotlight.) I grabbed the mic and turned down the music (currently playing The Killers, a band of course, I helped get their big break.)
"Gooooooood evening party cats and kittens," I crooned loudly as I twirled my nightstick. "What a fantastic turnout we have here this evening! First off I'd like to introduce myself to all those who don't know me, although I'd find it hard if anyone didn't, haha, I stand out here like a sore thumb! -- I'm Lorne, the head of your Entertainment Division, and the MC for this evening. I'd also like to welcome our Sunnydale folks, the reason for this big bouncin' bash! Let's give them a round of applause!"
I applauded and then grabbed the mic again. "Alright, that's enough yammering out of me, hope everyone has a good time tonight!"
I flicked the music back on and jumped off the stage, ready to mingle mingle mingle!
((I'm talkin' to anyone who's willing!))
Dressed in the most deliciously snug fitting Police Officer's uniform I could find (Navy blue, short sleeved shirt, black tie, shiny silver "FASHION POLICE" badge), I slid on my ass down the full length of the main lobby banister, night-stick in my hand, fake gun my holster. Damn I looked good in this uniform. Who doesn't love a man in uniform?
When my black boots hit the floor, I dove headlong into the throng of dancing people. I always gotta make an entrance.
I hooked my thumbs on the loops of my utility belt and sauntered over towards the main stage that I had specifically constructed for all of my MC needs. (You know me, I gotta be in the spotlight.) I grabbed the mic and turned down the music (currently playing The Killers, a band of course, I helped get their big break.)
"Gooooooood evening party cats and kittens," I crooned loudly as I twirled my nightstick. "What a fantastic turnout we have here this evening! First off I'd like to introduce myself to all those who don't know me, although I'd find it hard if anyone didn't, haha, I stand out here like a sore thumb! -- I'm Lorne, the head of your Entertainment Division, and the MC for this evening. I'd also like to welcome our Sunnydale folks, the reason for this big bouncin' bash! Let's give them a round of applause!"
I applauded and then grabbed the mic again. "Alright, that's enough yammering out of me, hope everyone has a good time tonight!"
I flicked the music back on and jumped off the stage, ready to mingle mingle mingle!
((I'm talkin' to anyone who's willing!))