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Sirius & Oliver - BlackWood Manor

Mar 30, 2007 13:52

*Shuffles into the kitchen and goes to the fridge to get some orange juice*

*Stops and stares with tired confusion into it*

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doctorwood March 30 2007, 04:53:16 UTC

And you know how Charlie didn't give the slightest bit of a shit? Not that he needs to, because he obviously has nothing to be ashamed of. Neither do Harry and Draco, considering I've treated them both in hospital, but it takes a little bit more than being proud, you know? What's size really got to do with it, anyway? And oh my GOD, think of the digital cameras! *Starts to hyperventilate*

siriuslysexy1 March 30 2007, 04:55:52 UTC

Son, I'm sorry but I think I've lost you. Can you start where this story actually starts?

doctorwood March 30 2007, 04:56:50 UTC

They want us all to get up on stage and strip for charity!

Oh fucking hell, its hot in here. *Takes a long drink of his orange juice*

siriuslysexy1 March 30 2007, 04:59:09 UTC

They want you to strip onstage? Who? Who wants this. Oh bloody fucking hell, you boys! I'll be there. I'll donate money. I'll make a donation in all of you boys names. *starts laughing hysterically* Oh fuck. I'm sorry. The things Al gets you into. This is her doing, eh? *doubles over laughing*

doctorwood March 30 2007, 05:00:29 UTC

*Puts his glass down and suddenly looks smug* Not just me. All of us.

siriuslysexy1 March 30 2007, 05:02:21 UTC

Yes, I get that. So, it's you, Harry and Draco, Bill, Charlie...who else got roped into this. Oh shit, my side! *grabs his side while laughing*

doctorwood March 30 2007, 05:04:58 UTC

It's going to be more than your side that hurts in a minute.

Harry, Draco, Bill, Charlie, Blaise, me... you and Remus.

siriuslysexy1 March 30 2007, 05:06:48 UTC

What? The fuck you say? That's bloody impossible. I'm old. I'm a Dad! I-I.....*trails off*

doctorwood March 30 2007, 05:08:26 UTC

I'm about to be a Dad, too! And I'm a HEALER! It didn't stop them! Ali and Mione are in together and Bill has already agreed and-

I'm seeing stars. *Moves and puts his head between his legs, breathing deeply*

siriuslysexy1 March 30 2007, 05:10:46 UTC

But you're a young Dad. Oh no, this will never do. Bill agreed? Well, it is Bill. I can't do this. Molls won't let me. Hey, I know, I'll have Molls say you aren't allowed either.

Son, are you okay? Bloody fuck! No you aren't okay.

*runs to the sink, wets a cloth, comes back and puts it on Oliver's neck* Just keep breathing, son.

doctorwood March 30 2007, 05:13:20 UTC

Yeah, I'm fine. Fuck. This is never going to work. Ever, ever, ever. Why do they want us to, anyway? I don't get it.

siriuslysexy1 March 30 2007, 05:15:34 UTC

I don't know why they want this. Well I guess I do. You boys are all handsome men. You can raise a lot of money for charity. I'll write a check, son. I'll cover your end. I'll tell Molls. She'll protect us. She's got seniority over Al. She'll tell her we aren't allowed. I promise.

doctorwood March 30 2007, 05:16:59 UTC

They won't listen. They are girls. They never do!

I need to go to bed. My head hurts.

siriuslysexy1 March 30 2007, 05:18:57 UTC

Molls won't let us down, son. You'll see. *smiles happily* Okay, you go and rest. Get some good sleep. I'll see you later.

doctorwood March 30 2007, 05:19:47 UTC

*Gives him a quick hug* Night. I'll see you in the morning. Maybe when I wake up, it really will all have been some weird dream. *Shakes his head and waves over his shoulder as he heads for bed*

siriuslysexy1 March 30 2007, 05:22:15 UTC

*sits down and worries over Monty*

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