Welcome to my everday...meamgrimlockJuly 2 2008, 18:16:22 UTC
They make medication for people like you (...and me).
Wanna know one of the fastest ways I can annoy my wife?
Clean the house while Unmedicated.
L: Honey, can you dust the mantle?
S: Sure. *dust dus.. wait, this widget doesn't belong on the mantle*
S: *picks up widget and takes it where it belongs. While there, he finds something else that is in the wrong place.* Hullo. You should be in the office!
S: *carries the thing to the office. Plays on the computer for a while. Goes to get a drink*
S: *stands in the kitchen filling his glass. Remembers he was cleaning something. Doesn't remember what. Looks around. Decides it must have been the dishes, since there is a pile of them that are dirty*
S: *start loading the dishwasher. Sees there are only 3 dirty cups. remembers from getting his drink that there is only one clean cup left. Four cups unaccounted for.*
S: *starts searching the house for the four other cups. One in the living room, two in the office*
S: *takes a break while in the office to read e-mail*
S: *actually takes the cups back to the kitchen to continue cleaning. Realizes he is still missing one cup. Goes back on safari*
S: *finds the last cup in the bedroom. Brings it back to the kitchen. Finishes loading the dishwasher*
S: *realizes he's been cleaning for a couple of hours. Decides that's enough. Sits down on the couch to read*
L: *walks into the living room and sees me reading* Done dusting?
S: Yup.
L: *looks at the half-dusted mantle. Calls me by my full name*
S: *annoyed at use of full name* What?!?
L: You said you were done dusting!
S: I am!
L: Then why's the mantle still got several layers of dust on it?
S: What? You're on crack! I dusted it!
L: *points at the mantle - which is 1/2 dusted and 1/2 not*
S: We have ghosts who like to throw dust around!
L: *points at the mantle with a bit more conviction*
S: *sighs. Puts down Book. Speed-dusts rest of mantle*
Wanna know one of the fastest ways I can annoy my wife?
Clean the house while Unmedicated.
L: Honey, can you dust the mantle?
S: Sure. *dust dus.. wait, this widget doesn't belong on the mantle*
S: *picks up widget and takes it where it belongs. While there, he finds something else that is in the wrong place.* Hullo. You should be in the office!
S: *carries the thing to the office. Plays on the computer for a while. Goes to get a drink*
S: *stands in the kitchen filling his glass. Remembers he was cleaning something. Doesn't remember what. Looks around. Decides it must have been the dishes, since there is a pile of them that are dirty*
S: *start loading the dishwasher. Sees there are only 3 dirty cups. remembers from getting his drink that there is only one clean cup left. Four cups unaccounted for.*
S: *starts searching the house for the four other cups. One in the living room, two in the office*
S: *takes a break while in the office to read e-mail*
S: *actually takes the cups back to the kitchen to continue cleaning. Realizes he is still missing one cup. Goes back on safari*
S: *finds the last cup in the bedroom. Brings it back to the kitchen. Finishes loading the dishwasher*
S: *realizes he's been cleaning for a couple of hours. Decides that's enough. Sits down on the couch to read*
L: *walks into the living room and sees me reading* Done dusting?
S: Yup.
L: *looks at the half-dusted mantle. Calls me by my full name*
S: *annoyed at use of full name* What?!?
L: You said you were done dusting!
S: I am!
L: Then why's the mantle still got several layers of dust on it?
S: What? You're on crack! I dusted it!
L: *points at the mantle - which is 1/2 dusted and 1/2 not*
S: We have ghosts who like to throw dust around!
L: *points at the mantle with a bit more conviction*
S: *sighs. Puts down Book. Speed-dusts rest of mantle*
L: *gives an approving nod*
L: *walks into the kitchen for a tasty beverage*
L: Er.. thank you for doing the dishes.
S: You're welcome.
L: But you should have been dusting!
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