A dirty Christmas ditty (or two)
Hello again~ ^_^ I come bearing more Christmassy gifts! :D
So, I was a very bad student again (please don't learn from my example…) and re-wrote two Christmas songs instead of listening to my teacher. I hope you will like them :)
As with the last, they fit with the rhythm and tune and whatnot, so please try them out! ^_^
There's Rudolph again (though it doesn't resemble a Christmas song in any way shape or form anymore O.o) and The 12 Days of Christmas :) Which is still about Christmas XD
♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪
Junsu the duck-butt dolphin,
Has the biggest ass on earth,
And if you want to fuck him,
You would need the biggest girth.
All of the smaller members,
Couldn't satisfy his need,
They never let poor Junsu,
Climax and release his seed.
But whilst he was jerking it,
Yoochun came to say,
"Junsu with your ass so tight,
Won't you ride my cock tonight?"
Then Junsu got on Yoochun,
And he shouted out with glee,
"Oh fuck that's good, yes right there,
Don't slow down, fuck come in me!"
♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪
On the 1st day of Christmas, a fairy gave to me:
a Changmin in a porn tree.
On the 2nd day of Christmas, a fairy gave to me:
2 virgin Kims
and a Changmin in a porn tree.
On the 3rd day of Christmas, a fairy gave to me:
3 duck butts
2 virgin Kims
and a Changmin in a porn tree.
On the 4th day of Christmas, a fairy gave to me:
4 greasy Chuns
3 duck butts
2 virgin Kims
and a Changmin in a porn tree.
On the 5th day of Christmas, a fairy gave to me:
5 cock rings
4 greasy Chuns
3 duck butts
2 virgin Kims
and a Changmin in a porn tree.
On the 6th day of Christmas, a fairy gave to me:
6 Sus a-sucking
5 cock rings
4 greasy Chuns
3 duck butts
2 virgin Kims
and a Changmin in a porn tree.
On the 7th day of Christmas, a fairy gave to me:
7 hips a-thrusting
6 Sus a-sucking
5 cock rings
4 greasy Chuns
3 duck butts
2 virgin Kims
and a Changmin in a porn tree.
On the 8th day of Christmas, a fairy gave to me:
8 Jaes a-jerking
7 hips a-thrusting
6 Sus a-sucking
5 cock rings
4 greasy Chuns
3 duck butts
2 virgin Kims
and a Changmin in a porn tree.
On the 9th day of Christmas, a fairy gave to me:
9 Yunhos dancing
8 Jaes a-jerking
7 hips a-thrusting
6 Sus a-sucking
5 cock rings
4 greasy Chuns
3 duck butts
2 virgin Kims
and a Changmin in a porn tree.
On the 10th day of Christmas, a fairy gave to me:
10 lengths a-leaking
9 Yunhos dancing
8 Jaes a-jerking
7 hips a-thrusting
6 Sus a-sucking
5 cock rings
4 greasy Chuns
3 duck butts
2 virgin Kims
and a Changmin in a porn tree.
On the 11th day of Christmas, a fairy gave to me:
11 popsters pounding
10 lengths a-leaking
9 Yunhos dancing
8 Jaes a-jerking
7 hips a-thrusting
6 Sus a-sucking
5 cock rings
4 greasy Chuns
3 duck butts
2 virgin Kims
and a Changmin in a porn tree.
On the 12th day of Christmas, a fairy gave to me:
12 dongsaengs dogging
11 popsters pounding
10 lengths a-leaking
9 Yunhos dancing
8 Jaes a-jerking
7 hips a-thrusting
6 Sus a-sucking
5 cock rings
4 greasy Chuns
3 duck butts
2 virgin Kims
and a Changmin in a porn tree~
♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪
I was thinking of maybe including some pictures of the things in the song, but no way was I gonna put some "lengths a-leaking" on here for innocent (not anymore! mwahaha~) eyes to see >.< And it woulda been hard to find some of them... Like a "Jae a-jerking" O.o Totally wouldn't mind seeing that though XD
Aaaaaand, I have more DBSK Christmas pictures!! ^_^
A very Merry Christmas from both me and DBSK~ :)
Remember, always keep the faith! ^_^ ♥
So, I was a very bad student again (please don't learn from my example…) and re-wrote two Christmas songs instead of listening to my teacher. I hope you will like them :)
As with the last, they fit with the rhythm and tune and whatnot, so please try them out! ^_^
There's Rudolph again (though it doesn't resemble a Christmas song in any way shape or form anymore O.o) and The 12 Days of Christmas :) Which is still about Christmas XD
♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪
Junsu the duck-butt dolphin,
Has the biggest ass on earth,
And if you want to fuck him,
You would need the biggest girth.
All of the smaller members,
Couldn't satisfy his need,
They never let poor Junsu,
Climax and release his seed.
But whilst he was jerking it,
Yoochun came to say,
"Junsu with your ass so tight,
Won't you ride my cock tonight?"
Then Junsu got on Yoochun,
And he shouted out with glee,
"Oh fuck that's good, yes right there,
Don't slow down, fuck come in me!"
♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪
On the 1st day of Christmas, a fairy gave to me:
a Changmin in a porn tree.
On the 2nd day of Christmas, a fairy gave to me:
2 virgin Kims
and a Changmin in a porn tree.
On the 3rd day of Christmas, a fairy gave to me:
3 duck butts
2 virgin Kims
and a Changmin in a porn tree.
On the 4th day of Christmas, a fairy gave to me:
4 greasy Chuns
3 duck butts
2 virgin Kims
and a Changmin in a porn tree.
On the 5th day of Christmas, a fairy gave to me:
5 cock rings
4 greasy Chuns
3 duck butts
2 virgin Kims
and a Changmin in a porn tree.
On the 6th day of Christmas, a fairy gave to me:
6 Sus a-sucking
5 cock rings
4 greasy Chuns
3 duck butts
2 virgin Kims
and a Changmin in a porn tree.
On the 7th day of Christmas, a fairy gave to me:
7 hips a-thrusting
6 Sus a-sucking
5 cock rings
4 greasy Chuns
3 duck butts
2 virgin Kims
and a Changmin in a porn tree.
On the 8th day of Christmas, a fairy gave to me:
8 Jaes a-jerking
7 hips a-thrusting
6 Sus a-sucking
5 cock rings
4 greasy Chuns
3 duck butts
2 virgin Kims
and a Changmin in a porn tree.
On the 9th day of Christmas, a fairy gave to me:
9 Yunhos dancing
8 Jaes a-jerking
7 hips a-thrusting
6 Sus a-sucking
5 cock rings
4 greasy Chuns
3 duck butts
2 virgin Kims
and a Changmin in a porn tree.
On the 10th day of Christmas, a fairy gave to me:
10 lengths a-leaking
9 Yunhos dancing
8 Jaes a-jerking
7 hips a-thrusting
6 Sus a-sucking
5 cock rings
4 greasy Chuns
3 duck butts
2 virgin Kims
and a Changmin in a porn tree.
On the 11th day of Christmas, a fairy gave to me:
11 popsters pounding
10 lengths a-leaking
9 Yunhos dancing
8 Jaes a-jerking
7 hips a-thrusting
6 Sus a-sucking
5 cock rings
4 greasy Chuns
3 duck butts
2 virgin Kims
and a Changmin in a porn tree.
On the 12th day of Christmas, a fairy gave to me:
12 dongsaengs dogging
11 popsters pounding
10 lengths a-leaking
9 Yunhos dancing
8 Jaes a-jerking
7 hips a-thrusting
6 Sus a-sucking
5 cock rings
4 greasy Chuns
3 duck butts
2 virgin Kims
and a Changmin in a porn tree~
♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪
I was thinking of maybe including some pictures of the things in the song, but no way was I gonna put some "lengths a-leaking" on here for innocent (not anymore! mwahaha~) eyes to see >.< And it woulda been hard to find some of them... Like a "Jae a-jerking" O.o Totally wouldn't mind seeing that though XD
Aaaaaand, I have more DBSK Christmas pictures!! ^_^
A very Merry Christmas from both me and DBSK~ :)
Remember, always keep the faith! ^_^ ♥