Rudolph the Virgin Uke
Okay, so I've never done a random post before, but hey, there's a first time for everything right~?
I'm bored and wanted to share some Christmas-ness with you all ^_^ I hope you like it :)
As you probably know, it's now December, which means that Christmas carols are being blasted out all over the place. At Christmas, there's always one song in particular that I like to sing (often in my head...) that never fails to bring a smile to my face, and I would like to share that with all you lovely peoples :)
Four years ago, my friend and I spent a whole Psychology lesson re-writting the words to "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer". Such wonderful pupils we were, ha ha XP Anyways, we made it yaoi~ :3 It fits the original, so please read it as such ^_^
♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪
Rudolph, the virgin uke,
Had a very untouched bum,
And if you ever saw it,
You could see he wanted some.
All of the other ukes,
Used to laugh and call him names,
They never let poor Rudolph,
Join in any uke games.
Then one foggy Christmas eve,
A seme came to say,
"Rudolph with your ass so tight,
Won't you please ride me tonight?"
Then all the semes fucked him,
And they shouted out with glee,
"Rudolph, you sexy uke,
Won't you please go down on me?"
♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪
I hope you enjoyed that! ^_^
And, as an added bonus, I would like to point out that Korean names are all two syllables, much like "Rudolph", so you can always exchange someone in his place ;)
♪ Junsu the virgin uke, had a very duck-like bum ♪ for instance...
Psh, I 'unno XP Whatever~!
...Though I kinda wanna make member versions now O.o
Anyway, that is irrelevant! And not the bonus that I really wanted to give...
This is :)
Merry Christmas from Dong Bang Shin Ki :)
Always keep the faith ♥
I'm bored and wanted to share some Christmas-ness with you all ^_^ I hope you like it :)
As you probably know, it's now December, which means that Christmas carols are being blasted out all over the place. At Christmas, there's always one song in particular that I like to sing (often in my head...) that never fails to bring a smile to my face, and I would like to share that with all you lovely peoples :)
Four years ago, my friend and I spent a whole Psychology lesson re-writting the words to "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer". Such wonderful pupils we were, ha ha XP Anyways, we made it yaoi~ :3 It fits the original, so please read it as such ^_^
♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪
Rudolph, the virgin uke,
Had a very untouched bum,
And if you ever saw it,
You could see he wanted some.
All of the other ukes,
Used to laugh and call him names,
They never let poor Rudolph,
Join in any uke games.
Then one foggy Christmas eve,
A seme came to say,
"Rudolph with your ass so tight,
Won't you please ride me tonight?"
Then all the semes fucked him,
And they shouted out with glee,
"Rudolph, you sexy uke,
Won't you please go down on me?"
♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪
I hope you enjoyed that! ^_^
And, as an added bonus, I would like to point out that Korean names are all two syllables, much like "Rudolph", so you can always exchange someone in his place ;)
♪ Junsu the virgin uke, had a very duck-like bum ♪ for instance...
Psh, I 'unno XP Whatever~!
...Though I kinda wanna make member versions now O.o
Anyway, that is irrelevant! And not the bonus that I really wanted to give...
This is :)
Merry Christmas from Dong Bang Shin Ki :)
Always keep the faith ♥