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hey guys im hOme frOm flOrida! wOop woOp! yeah im glad tO be back but i miss flOrida tOo!! wanh!! but its all cOol... yeah i dOnt feel like telling yOu my entire trip because 1) that wOuld take way tOo lOng and yOuy wOulndt understand half Of it anyways and 2) because im extreamly lazy and just plain dOnt feel like dOing that shit! :)but here are sOme Of the `highlights` frOm the trip
The first night there we stayed at a hotel in georgia and it ws right yb a hooters so dai and i went in and got hooters tee-shirts! they are so cute! omg i love um! then we went to cracker barrel to eat and there was this camp group up from florida there and omg what a bunch of fucking freaks in that group! omg! first was this girl who was all talking to my dad and shit and it was scary! then this other girl wa like "omg hi guys buh buh buh!" all tlaking to us like we were her friends! i didnt like that at all because she was fat and nasty and just no! and how can i forget LICKY this mondo dike! omg she was such a man! i was like HEY NOW! hahahhaha! that night at the hotel daina snored soooo badly i left the hotel and tryed to sleep in the car! but i came back to the hotel at 2-00 am and she finally stoped snoring~ it was soo horrible but now its funny! the next day in the car wasnt that bad because we werent in there that long... so we basically just read the whole time. we got to disny at like 1-00 pm and we got to our house by like 1-30... that like record time because most years we have to wait forever!! boo!! i showed daina around and it was cool. that night we went shopping!! woop woop! funness... all i got was 2 books and i think that was it... ohh yeah a I LOVE LUCY lisence plate for my computer room from my rentals. there wasnt anything special about it there except this one store that was all blacklights! omg all daina and i could say was "hummm i wonder how cool it would be to be in this place stoned!!" woop woop! hehe! we ate at my favorite restraunt of all times! jonny rockets! hehe its like my fav place there! so that was cool. the next day we went to typhoon lagoon and yeah i always have fun there except for the nasty frenh and greman guys that like to wear speedos and shit... gurr thats soo gross! i went on my first body slide and i loved it! hehe! we did all of the tude rides... the best one was the family tube ride! but hte best part of that day was there was this lifeguard there and we was falling asleep! i mena like he was OUT! at first he was jsut nodding off and shit but then he was gone! so once someone woke him up i was like "you unna stay awake on us buddy?" and he siad "ohhh im trying!" then daina said :"yeha osmeone could be dying hre yah know!" and he said " this is the most boring place ever you dont do anything and i hate it!" hehe! he was a little hottie he was! hehe! that was about it for that day. we went to magic kingdom and MGM on this trip.. also epcot... at magic kingdom we went on buzzlightyear twice and other things.. nothing too exciting... but nevertheless fun! at MGM we did DREW CARRY, and the great movie ride, umm, disaster canyon, and i think that was all. the best was disaster canyon... i always luv that! on hte great movie ride the "gangster" was like "what is this jersey?" (but you know he said it like :"joi-seey":) and daina and i go "HEEEEEEY!" lolz! it was funny and everyone turned around! hehe! also at MGM daina went on Tower of Terror... yeah i sat in the shop for Rockin' rolle coaster... we fun for me! but it was niiice and cold in there so i was happy...! epcot was boring excet for my hero ELLEN! omg daina and i looked everywhere for ellen! but we finally got to go on it! and we got the first seats! rght in front! yeah but we were sooo tired that ws actually fell asleep! boo! so we rode the bus hoem and went to the pool. now ladys and gentlemen i shall go onto storys and things that happoned at the pool... most likely you will not understad a DAMN word im saying so just read this and pretend ok? and these storys and things are in now special order and im going to tell each persons story at once... so a lot of these things happoned over a couple of days... here i go! im going to start with the one normal (well as normal as they come in florida) person and the nicest person that we met so far. Adison. he is a 15 year old dude from Mississippi. and he had the greatest accent ever! i mean the ya'lls and everything! at first daian thought this child was retarded. becuase he was being all gay and shit... then his lil friends was like "he thinks your hott!" i was lek omfg! no f------ way! gurr! becuase this kid was busting a "MMM BOP" and by this i mean he had hanson hair. and by that i mean looong hair ...well its not that long like a little above his sholders and shit... ewww. so he ended up comming over to us and trying to talk to us. so i ignored him and daina tryed to ignore him the best she could! yeah he finally left... but came back~ and in the end he was a pretty cool kid! i mean woah he was soo rich! like i mean hes 15 and has a Exterra... and its fixin' to be really good! hehe! i mean hes been everywhere and shit like mexicao jamacia and ... everywhere... we were talking about sterotypes about ppl in the north and ppl in the south. HE CALLED US YANKEES! i was like WTF? he was like yeah thats want we call your guys... so then we hit him back with a REDNECK! and it was funny! he calls soda... coke... like in jersey we'l be like "Hey grab me a soda" and he'll say "Hey can you grab me a coke" and by coke you can get anything... its weird!! he hates when ppl call soda POP.. well so do i! hehe! i asked him is his aunt was his mom! hehe he said no. his other lil friend was a homosexual... eww.. no! hehe! the next day when we saw him... nothing special... same ole conversation~! ok onto the next person! ummm well i wanna save THEM for last so ill talk about JRQ4 now. ok this guy was walkin by and i look up from my book and i thought i was jay rehl queer the third! i was like WOOOOAHH! and i go to daina "omg dont he like like JRQ3?" and he goes "what?" and he started talking to us and yeah it was cool untill he was like "ya'll drink?" and "you wanna go get drunk?" and "do ya'll party?" i was like hey buddy... chill... so we ignored him too and he finally left us alone and he left the pool! stil a funny pool story! ill tell the rest of the story once i get to the rest of the people.
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The first night there we stayed at a hotel in georgia and it ws right yb a hooters so dai and i went in and got hooters tee-shirts! they are so cute! omg i love um! then we went to cracker barrel to eat and there was this camp group up from florida there and omg what a bunch of fucking freaks in that group! omg! first was this girl who was all talking to my dad and shit and it was scary! then this other girl wa like "omg hi guys buh buh buh!" all tlaking to us like we were her friends! i didnt like that at all because she was fat and nasty and just no! and how can i forget LICKY this mondo dike! omg she was such a man! i was like HEY NOW! hahahhaha! that night at the hotel daina snored soooo badly i left the hotel and tryed to sleep in the car! but i came back to the hotel at 2-00 am and she finally stoped snoring~ it was soo horrible but now its funny! the next day in the car wasnt that bad because we werent in there that long... so we basically just read the whole time. we got to disny at like 1-00 pm and we got to our house by like 1-30... that like record time because most years we have to wait forever!! boo!! i showed daina around and it was cool. that night we went shopping!! woop woop! funness... all i got was 2 books and i think that was it... ohh yeah a I LOVE LUCY lisence plate for my computer room from my rentals. there wasnt anything special about it there except this one store that was all blacklights! omg all daina and i could say was "hummm i wonder how cool it would be to be in this place stoned!!" woop woop! hehe! we ate at my favorite restraunt of all times! jonny rockets! hehe its like my fav place there! so that was cool. the next day we went to typhoon lagoon and yeah i always have fun there except for the nasty frenh and greman guys that like to wear speedos and shit... gurr thats soo gross! i went on my first body slide and i loved it! hehe! we did all of the tude rides... the best one was the family tube ride! but hte best part of that day was there was this lifeguard there and we was falling asleep! i mena like he was OUT! at first he was jsut nodding off and shit but then he was gone! so once someone woke him up i was like "you unna stay awake on us buddy?" and he siad "ohhh im trying!" then daina said :"yeha osmeone could be dying hre yah know!" and he said " this is the most boring place ever you dont do anything and i hate it!" hehe! he was a little hottie he was! hehe! that was about it for that day. we went to magic kingdom and MGM on this trip.. also epcot... at magic kingdom we went on buzzlightyear twice and other things.. nothing too exciting... but nevertheless fun! at MGM we did DREW CARRY, and the great movie ride, umm, disaster canyon, and i think that was all. the best was disaster canyon... i always luv that! on hte great movie ride the "gangster" was like "what is this jersey?" (but you know he said it like :"joi-seey":) and daina and i go "HEEEEEEY!" lolz! it was funny and everyone turned around! hehe! also at MGM daina went on Tower of Terror... yeah i sat in the shop for Rockin' rolle coaster... we fun for me! but it was niiice and cold in there so i was happy...! epcot was boring excet for my hero ELLEN! omg daina and i looked everywhere for ellen! but we finally got to go on it! and we got the first seats! rght in front! yeah but we were sooo tired that ws actually fell asleep! boo! so we rode the bus hoem and went to the pool. now ladys and gentlemen i shall go onto storys and things that happoned at the pool... most likely you will not understad a DAMN word im saying so just read this and pretend ok? and these storys and things are in now special order and im going to tell each persons story at once... so a lot of these things happoned over a couple of days... here i go! im going to start with the one normal (well as normal as they come in florida) person and the nicest person that we met so far. Adison. he is a 15 year old dude from Mississippi. and he had the greatest accent ever! i mean the ya'lls and everything! at first daian thought this child was retarded. becuase he was being all gay and shit... then his lil friends was like "he thinks your hott!" i was lek omfg! no f------ way! gurr! becuase this kid was busting a "MMM BOP" and by this i mean he had hanson hair. and by that i mean looong hair ...well its not that long like a little above his sholders and shit... ewww. so he ended up comming over to us and trying to talk to us. so i ignored him and daina tryed to ignore him the best she could! yeah he finally left... but came back~ and in the end he was a pretty cool kid! i mean woah he was soo rich! like i mean hes 15 and has a Exterra... and its fixin' to be really good! hehe! i mean hes been everywhere and shit like mexicao jamacia and ... everywhere... we were talking about sterotypes about ppl in the north and ppl in the south. HE CALLED US YANKEES! i was like WTF? he was like yeah thats want we call your guys... so then we hit him back with a REDNECK! and it was funny! he calls soda... coke... like in jersey we'l be like "Hey grab me a soda" and he'll say "Hey can you grab me a coke" and by coke you can get anything... its weird!! he hates when ppl call soda POP.. well so do i! hehe! i asked him is his aunt was his mom! hehe he said no. his other lil friend was a homosexual... eww.. no! hehe! the next day when we saw him... nothing special... same ole conversation~! ok onto the next person! ummm well i wanna save THEM for last so ill talk about JRQ4 now. ok this guy was walkin by and i look up from my book and i thought i was jay rehl queer the third! i was like WOOOOAHH! and i go to daina "omg dont he like like JRQ3?" and he goes "what?" and he started talking to us and yeah it was cool untill he was like "ya'll drink?" and "you wanna go get drunk?" and "do ya'll party?" i was like hey buddy... chill... so we ignored him too and he finally left us alone and he left the pool! stil a funny pool story! ill tell the rest of the story once i get to the rest of the people.
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