procrastination station

[bexstasy]

man, i forgot how it is imPOSSible to lead a normal life under the paranoia-provoking circumstances of Assassin. i can't work, i can't walk, i can't answer the phone, i can't leave my door open, i can't take showers, i can't open the windows, i can't pull up the shades, i can't go anywhere without a gun, and i can't be in public places. i am stuck in a real life video game! whether this is good or bad, i do not know. but i do know that so far, i am an all star super soaker bandit.

30 days til freedom. summer is a'comin.