Apr 16, 2011 02:24
oh patrick stump. you are so tiny and so precious, and you play in venues so small that the balcony is really only above the stage by mutual agreement, not actual architecture. and then i put my feet up on the balcony rail and realize that only my tights and your (hopefully) stage-light-impaired eyesight are keeping me from flashing you my actual underwear.
yes, world, patrick stump came appallingly close to seeing my chonies tonight. At least they're new!
and then he refused to hold still for TEN FUCKING SECONDS when there was a light on him in ANY COLOR BESIDES RED, so i have no photos to prove it when i say that if the venue were any smaller i would have been sitting on his lap. BUT IT'S TRUE. and fi has some photos. also some where he looks possessed. it was that kind of a night.
also, we found drunk dude pstump fans, and they were clearly kind of hoping that there would be nookie in the offing? from the lesbians? dear dude, you would not have been nearly as HILARIOUS if i was actually interested, so.