Trying to recall.

[bexhet]

Five beers before I left the house.
Two jack and cokes
A crack pipe? Pipe bomb? Crack-pipe-bomb? I dunno. It was a shot; tasted like Pixy Stix.
A lunch box
Captain and coke
An Irish Car Bomb
Another Captain and Coke
A shot of tequila
Two jack and cokes
Two rum and cokes
A shot of rum
Another beer

So, yeah. I had, like, 19 drinks last night. No wonder I can't feel my face.