I pwn life.
Yeah, well after my little car escapade life got somewhat better. Lets see. Nothing happened Thursday, like litterally. I did summer reading and got my car towed. That was it. About the car. So apparently my steering column cracked when I was making a right turn and I hit a curb. Then I made a left turn and it worked, and then one more left turn and it broke in half then. So I managed to get it into the driveway of the people K*lah was housesitting. So then my mom came and got us and stuff. After my parents found out that it wasn't my fault the car crashed they felt pretty stupid about the night before. Yeah so Thursday I guess it was I had to go help the tow truck find it because he was the stupidest man alive. I was like, okay heres the address its the blue car in the driveway, and he got there and called me and was like "it's not there" so I had to drive out ALL the way to south lakes to be like, "there you fucking retard it is right there how did you miss it" but that of course was after he left to go tow another car in sterling, so it was like 3 hours later. Then FriDAY I dicked around and like did more summer reading and stuff. Yeah so then Friday night was []D [] []V[] []D ass. First I went to town center to meet chriss and chess. While waiting I saw my boys ari and jp, so I chilled with them for a little. Then I finally got Illusion of Saftey from ari so that was cool. Then after a while and everyone learning that RTC sucks as much as I said it did me, justin and chess piled into my minivan and drove over to chriss'. There we managed to sneak out a few beers and went to into the woods. I drank about 2 1/2 and I was just a little tipsy. Justin the biggest pussy EVER manged to get COMPLETELY wasted off of like 1 1/2. So then we kinda chilled out in the woods for a while, nothing special. Then we wall went back into chriss' basement where she checked in and we started to chill. Justin passed out 3 times! Chess had like poured water on him and everything and she was gonna have sex with him but he was to wasted to stay awake and she felt bad. Oh well. I woulda boned her had I not been preoccupied with one amazing hottie already. Yeah, nothing really happened between us then probably because of the whole other people in the room thing I dunno. I found it cool you might not have. Yeah so then we pretty much dragged Justin to my minivan where he passed out in it again. See what I said biggest pussy ever, passes out from like two beers and won't have sex with someone. We all said goodbye because Justin is moving to like Afghanistan or some place shitty like that and chriss is going to NY for a week tonight. Damn I'm gonna miss her. Yeah then I cruised over to my man Taylors where we chilled for a little bit and found pictures of two of his ex girlfriends naked on the internet Heh. Laura Kuney and Breanna....something. So then we drank MORE there at his house, liqour style. And apparently we called karen walsh and talked to her for a while, and I hit on tristan and then something about pies and cinnamon rolls. And yeah thats all that I rememeber. Then we woke up about noonish cause his dad was all like "AIIIIEH GET THE FUCK UP!!!!!PENIS!" so we did. Then I went home and ran a little, like two miles I think. Then I showered and shit then I went over to On The Border in Spectrum Center out by RTC and got a job. I'm a host and make 6.75 an hour. We are looking for people so if you need a job apply there. You have to be at least 15 and somewhat good looking. So most of you are IN! Yep that was my life for the last like 4 days. I didn't really want to update but everyone was like AIEH DO IT OR I'LL KILL YOU! Yeah thats it. HOPEFULLY me and Noelle are gonna hang out on Wednesday because she got back from wherever and I haven't seen her in like a month and I loff her too. Yep you know you wanted to read this all, don't lie to me.