[subway team event (backdated a bit, maybe?)]

[bewitchedreason]

....

...Oh my.

I should wonder why all my investigations, of late, seem fated to end in discovering things of the...disembodied sort.

And inside shoes, at that. How remarkably dreadful.

The chain of events leading to the... [he swallows, loudly] ...severing...must have been particularly violent and...and swift. And they appear to have been

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[barberswife]

On their own? I do wonder if they are missed..

[bewitchedreason]

I am afraid so, madam. They are indeed on their own.

....Er. If I had lost something of such vital importance, I should think I would certainly be missing them.

[barberswife]

They would not have left them. If they were important.

[bewitchedreason]

I suspect they did not voluntarily choose to leave them.

[barberswife]

May I..see?

[bewitchedreason]

....Are you quite certain that you would wish to? I am hesitant to believe that it is a sight fit for anyone's eyes, much less those of a lady.

[barberswife]

I have seen much.

But I am not certain. I must do what a lady should.

[bewitchedreason]

Nothing precisely of this nature, I would hope.

Then I suggest you be quite certain before attempting to see something such as this. It is, I assure you, a rather disturbing sight.