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[ and this morning you will be greeted by an incredibly loud achoo.

and then a very, very big crash, before this feed clicks. for those in the area: judith's wailmer just sneezed. and. it sneezes very well. so well, in fact, that it bounced up and hit the roof. and also maybe shook the walls. and then it does it again

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[usedkunai]

...bouncing?

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[bewilding]

That's right. Very well, actually.

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[usedkunai]

so u have a whale thats bouncing very well....

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[bewilding]

He's sneezing too.

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[usedkunai]

sneezing ND bouncing
sounds like a handful...

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[bewilding]

Mm. A whale of many skills, I suppose.

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[usedkunai]

guess u could call it that...

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[bewilding]

I'm actually a little surprised to hear this is the first time something like this happened.

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[usedkunai]

prob not but pokemon are pretT...
uniq?

mine all do rly weird stuff
just not... bounce

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[bewilding]

What do yours do?

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[usedkunai]

drool
try 2 b hats
cling 2 other ppl
eat my head

u kno

the usual

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[bewilding]

Hm.

Maybe bouncing wasn't as bad as I thought.

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[usedkunai]

guess not
sounds better than drool @ least

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[bewilding]

It could always be worse than that.

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[usedkunai]

yea i kno
but its still rly gross
especially when its on ur face @ like 4am sjhdgyhfjfbdhgdbshgf nasT

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[bewilding]

[ oh god way to keysmash yosuke. ]

It could be sneezing fire.