[a most important PSA]

[bewilderoy]

[Locked against CLF, sympathizers, etc. They don't need to know about this glorious day.]

Attention, denizens of Chicago!

I would like to remind you all that

my birthday is in two days!

No one needs to get me anything, but the sentiment would be very much appreciated! I enjoy chocolate, the color purple, gold (real gold, thank you; I can tell!), and

Comments

[wereall_addicts]

[here, Gilderoy. There's a present for you from the Rift. Naturally, everyone needs a Sophie Devereaux in a box. They even wrapped it in purple paper for you.

It should be mentioned that this gift has been given to several people in Chicago this month, but still, Gildy, it arrived for you on your Special Day.]

[bewilderoy]

[Well, if that doesn't look like something absolutely exquisite!

Since no one else is around, he eagerly tears off the paper, removes the lid, and-

Blinks.]

...hello.

[wereall_addicts]

[sighs as she looks up and extends a hand]

Well? Are you going to help me out or not?

[Manners, Gilderoy. Really.]

[bewilderoy]

...I'm sorry, are you-

I mean.

You are either in my present, or you are my present, and since there hardly looks to be room for much else in there...

[No hand for you just yet, madam.]

[wereall_addicts]

[a look]

The Rift has seen it fit to package me in a box and ship me off to whomever it chooses. It's been doing this all month. What do you think?

[bewilderoy]

I think that's terribly rude of it, to be quite honest.

[And now he offers a hand.]

[wereall_addicts]

[extends a hand and takes his]

I couldn't agree more.

[bewilderoy]

This is not to say that you don't make a fine gift, but.

[wereall_addicts]

Not what you were expecting. I completely understand.

[bewilderoy]

...right.

Uhm.

Do you live in this building?

[wereall_addicts]

I believe so. This is the Kashtta, yeah?

[bewilderoy]

Last time I checked...

[He snickers.]

Just kidding. It is!

[wereall_addicts]

[a bit of a look]

Then I believe that I should return to my room.