[SO PUBLIC.]

[bewilderoy]

A lot of people seem to think I'm gay, even in spite of recently and relutcantly publicized escapades with a certain Daily Prophet reporter.

I'm not.

I know this because I tried. I think his name was Aidain or Angus or something very Irish like that. We met in a pub in London while I was doing my publicity tour for Travels with Trolls, so it was

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[smithnjones]

Nothing wrong with experimentation.

[bewilderoy]

Not at all!

It's just very awkward when it fails.

[smithnjones]

Oh, simply say, Thank you for the experience, and then politely make your exit.

[No, she knows it's not that simple.

She's just amused.]

[bewilderoy]

And has that worked for you before?

[smithnjones]

Absolutely.

Every single time without fail.