[SO PUBLIC.]

[bewilderoy]

A lot of people seem to think I'm gay, even in spite of recently and relutcantly publicized escapades with a certain Daily Prophet reporter.

I'm not.

I know this because I tried. I think his name was Aidain or Angus or something very Irish like that. We met in a pub in London while I was doing my publicity tour for Travels with Trolls, so it was

Comments

[cupofdoom]

Well then.

[bewilderoy]

I really should just stay away from my journal, shouldn't I?

[cupofdoom]

I'm merely wondering if there is anyone you haven't kissed, Roy. [~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ :x

;_______________;]

[bewilderoy]

[BLAST IT ALL TO HELL.]

Of course there is.

[derrrrrrp]

[cupofdoom]

[AHA.]

Mmm.

It might be simpler to list them instead.

[;____;]

[bewilderoy]

I'm not listing anything.

[pretend like this was added minutes later instead of hours :x]

[bewilderoy]

And anyway, I don't see why it matters! You of all people, concerning yourself so much with the past. Really.

:x :x <3 /pretends

[cupofdoom]

[jrkle;a oh you did not. 8|]

Because the past and present are the roads that lead to the future.

Really.

[bewilderoy]

Oh, of course.

So what is it you're saying? Because all I'm getting is the sense that you're upset about something and I can only assume that something is directly tied to this "the rifts are making me write about my sexual escapades" nonsense, in which case I do not know what to tell you because all of that happened years after we broke up.

[And that last period there is more of an inkblot than anything. Quill abuse is not cool, man.]

[cupofdoom]

It isn't that I don't think you should have or that I am angry at you for having relations with people when we were broken up. I expected it and I assumed it after all the fame that you received and all the women that wanted to throw themselves at you.

Doesn't make it any easier to hear.

[bewilderoy]

Oh.

[That's right, Gilderoy. YOU'RE A STUPID JERK.]

I'm sorry, Billy.

[cupofdoom]

Don't be.

[fortisleo]

[Harry is not going to write anything but he is SO FILLED with confusion right about now.

THEY BROKE UP SO THEY WERE DATING?! WHAT.]