Ganked from Sangochan
1. Do you have a college degree?
No, never been to college.
2. What was the amount of your last electric bill?
700 bucks. Yeah, you heard me. That's why my electricity is off and I'm at my parents.
3. Do you have life insurance?
Yes. My parents have one on me, and I have one from work.
4. How many hours per week do you have to work?
Anywhere between 35 and 48 hours a week
5. Have you ever attended a Toastmasters event?
No, but I think I know what one is.
6. Favorite place to attend Happy Hour?
I don't drink in public, I'm an angry drunk.
7. How many miles is your commute to work each day (one way)?
Five.
8. What time do you get up every morning for work?
Usually one. In the afternoon.
9. What is your definition of sleeping in late?
Four. In the afternoon.
10. Do you check your cholesterol on a yearly basis?
No. I probably should though. Mmm.. deepfried southern cooking.
11. How large was your first cellular phone?
Never had one. Though I remember when they were HUGE. Like... get tried for manslaughter if you throw it out the window big.
12. Does your employer provide good health insurance?
Yes.
13. Did you use the Internet to write a research paper back in high school or did you do it with encyclopedias and research books in the library?
Both. I actually prefer the encyclopedias... no porn to distract you. Just cool facts on animals.
14. Have you attended a HS reunion?
No. I probably won't, either.
15. How many jobs have you held in your professional career?
Haha, good one.
16. Have you ever been fired or laid off from a job?
Nah.
17. What is your favorite drink?
Mmm.... Tough choice. I think it would have to be Hot Mint Cocoa. Though milk with a teensy bit of chocolate is close behind.
18. What is the most expensive bottle of wine that you have in your residence?
20 bucks. A red wine called, get this, "House Wine". Too dry for my tastes, actually.
19. Have you been divorced?
No.
20. How old were you when you stopped getting IDed for Alcohol/tobacco etc...?
Actually I don't buy cigarettes, and I don't buy alcohol. But I've always been carded because I look like I'm 17.
21. Favorite casino?
I don't gamble. I have notorious bad luck.
22. Are you happier now than you were in high school?
Yes. I abhorred highschool.
23. Did you ever have Hypercolor shirts?
Haha! Brings back memories. No, but I always wanted one. My parents said they were too expensive.
24. Do you remember when Michael Jackson was black and attracted to older people?
Yes. I remember when he was actually good, too.
27. What music was in your cassette player when you were 16?
I did have cassettes. I think it was Greenday's "Dookie", Ace of Base, ABBA, and the abundance of eighties music my parents had on cassette. CD? Queen's Greatest hits, the burgandy one.
28. Favorite fancy / upscale restaurant?
I'm too poor. I guess it would be... mmm... Haha. Arbys. ZOMGLMAO. Actually, the most expensive place I've eaten was Joe's Crabshack. Probably the worst place I've eaten, too. No class here, folks.
29. How long has it been since you attended a kegger?
Nev-- wait. Long time ago. Dad's retired Army, so watching him and his buddies getting pissed was my entertainment as a child.
30. How many major wars have you lived through?
I was in Germany during Operation Desert Storm. Blah blah blah. Dad was there, and Mom cried when she thought we were asleep.
31. Where were you when you found out about 9-11?
Speech Class. My classmate sitting across from me was worried because his parents were in DC at the time. It was stupid, breaking news and podunk-fucking-texas pretended that nothing was happenign while it happened. Then afterward all these stupid idiots suddenly realized that it was happening and got terrified for no reason whenever planes flew overhead.
32. When's the last time you were at a 7-11?
Right after I graduated. We (my friend Sam and I) went to the old 7-11 near our house for old time's sake for slurpees. It makes me depressed when I think about it.
33. How many vitamins do you consume on a daily basis?
None.
34. I dye my hair because...
Because it's easier than getting it cut. I haven't dyed it in a while, I think I need to do that.
35. What was your first car?
You mean my Ol' Girl? Still have her, '95 Ford Escort. Standard. I <3 her, she gets 34mpg in town.
36. How new was it at the time?
Only one owner before me, and it was a lady that went to the church I used to go to.
37. Approximately how much did your first house cost?
20k. Yeah that's it.
38. What are your pet peeves?
Grr.. Rude customers, stupid customers. Rude and Stupid customers who try to tell me how to do my job, idiots who watch me deal with a bunch of customers while waiting in line for the bathroom who come and bitch about said bathroom. USE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN PEOPLE. *implodes*
39. What TV shows do you really wish were still on?
Freakazoid. Sailor Moon.
40. Do you have a 401K?
No.
No, never been to college.
2. What was the amount of your last electric bill?
700 bucks. Yeah, you heard me. That's why my electricity is off and I'm at my parents.
3. Do you have life insurance?
Yes. My parents have one on me, and I have one from work.
4. How many hours per week do you have to work?
Anywhere between 35 and 48 hours a week
5. Have you ever attended a Toastmasters event?
No, but I think I know what one is.
6. Favorite place to attend Happy Hour?
I don't drink in public, I'm an angry drunk.
7. How many miles is your commute to work each day (one way)?
Five.
8. What time do you get up every morning for work?
Usually one. In the afternoon.
9. What is your definition of sleeping in late?
Four. In the afternoon.
10. Do you check your cholesterol on a yearly basis?
No. I probably should though. Mmm.. deepfried southern cooking.
11. How large was your first cellular phone?
Never had one. Though I remember when they were HUGE. Like... get tried for manslaughter if you throw it out the window big.
12. Does your employer provide good health insurance?
Yes.
13. Did you use the Internet to write a research paper back in high school or did you do it with encyclopedias and research books in the library?
Both. I actually prefer the encyclopedias... no porn to distract you. Just cool facts on animals.
14. Have you attended a HS reunion?
No. I probably won't, either.
15. How many jobs have you held in your professional career?
Haha, good one.
16. Have you ever been fired or laid off from a job?
Nah.
17. What is your favorite drink?
Mmm.... Tough choice. I think it would have to be Hot Mint Cocoa. Though milk with a teensy bit of chocolate is close behind.
18. What is the most expensive bottle of wine that you have in your residence?
20 bucks. A red wine called, get this, "House Wine". Too dry for my tastes, actually.
19. Have you been divorced?
No.
20. How old were you when you stopped getting IDed for Alcohol/tobacco etc...?
Actually I don't buy cigarettes, and I don't buy alcohol. But I've always been carded because I look like I'm 17.
21. Favorite casino?
I don't gamble. I have notorious bad luck.
22. Are you happier now than you were in high school?
Yes. I abhorred highschool.
23. Did you ever have Hypercolor shirts?
Haha! Brings back memories. No, but I always wanted one. My parents said they were too expensive.
24. Do you remember when Michael Jackson was black and attracted to older people?
Yes. I remember when he was actually good, too.
27. What music was in your cassette player when you were 16?
I did have cassettes. I think it was Greenday's "Dookie", Ace of Base, ABBA, and the abundance of eighties music my parents had on cassette. CD? Queen's Greatest hits, the burgandy one.
28. Favorite fancy / upscale restaurant?
I'm too poor. I guess it would be... mmm... Haha. Arbys. ZOMGLMAO. Actually, the most expensive place I've eaten was Joe's Crabshack. Probably the worst place I've eaten, too. No class here, folks.
29. How long has it been since you attended a kegger?
Nev-- wait. Long time ago. Dad's retired Army, so watching him and his buddies getting pissed was my entertainment as a child.
30. How many major wars have you lived through?
I was in Germany during Operation Desert Storm. Blah blah blah. Dad was there, and Mom cried when she thought we were asleep.
31. Where were you when you found out about 9-11?
Speech Class. My classmate sitting across from me was worried because his parents were in DC at the time. It was stupid, breaking news and podunk-fucking-texas pretended that nothing was happenign while it happened. Then afterward all these stupid idiots suddenly realized that it was happening and got terrified for no reason whenever planes flew overhead.
32. When's the last time you were at a 7-11?
Right after I graduated. We (my friend Sam and I) went to the old 7-11 near our house for old time's sake for slurpees. It makes me depressed when I think about it.
33. How many vitamins do you consume on a daily basis?
None.
34. I dye my hair because...
Because it's easier than getting it cut. I haven't dyed it in a while, I think I need to do that.
35. What was your first car?
You mean my Ol' Girl? Still have her, '95 Ford Escort. Standard. I <3 her, she gets 34mpg in town.
36. How new was it at the time?
Only one owner before me, and it was a lady that went to the church I used to go to.
37. Approximately how much did your first house cost?
20k. Yeah that's it.
38. What are your pet peeves?
Grr.. Rude customers, stupid customers. Rude and Stupid customers who try to tell me how to do my job, idiots who watch me deal with a bunch of customers while waiting in line for the bathroom who come and bitch about said bathroom. USE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN PEOPLE. *implodes*
39. What TV shows do you really wish were still on?
Freakazoid. Sailor Moon.
40. Do you have a 401K?
No.