32nd Dragon

[bewd_girl]

*voice post*

Yesterday's weakness? Rubbish.

I'm simply dying of boredom. Won't some handsome prince come and rescue me?

[OOC; Kisara has been genre!switched to a Femme Fatale. My brain, it hurts! Icon art is here. Not sure about the artist, sorry! Also, I personally apologize to Futch's brain. ^^;]

Comments

[freakyfanboy]

...Heh. You're going to have to try harder than that, toots.

((OOC: Opposite day FTW. XDDDD;;;;))

[bewd_girl]

Maybe that's because I wasn't really trying, Autor dear~

[freakyfanboy]

Really? ...Oh. That makes sense.

[bewd_girl]

Of course it makes sense, honey. And I really do think you have the cutest smile~

[freakyfanboy]

...?

Hah! No you don't.

[bewd_girl]

Oh? And how did you come to that conclusion, hmmm?

[OOC; ... I forgot to reply. OPPOSITE DAY FTW INDEED!]

[freakyfanboy]

Damn, what, you think I'm some sort of bastard with an over-blown ego? I know when people are trying to flatter me!

((OOC: It's really confusing me. XDDDD I keep going "Think like OPPOSITE Autor..." XD;;;))

[bewd_girl]

But it's true, dear. I wouldn't lie to you~

[OOC; XD; At least your character hasn't been turned into a glorified slut!]

[freakyfanboy]

Hah, I doubt that!

...So, what, you want me to fuck you or something?

((OOC: ...Well, he's just normally so straight-laced.....XD;;;;))

[bewd_girl]

So crude. If only your manners were as handsome as your face, dear~ Then you might actually get somewhere with a girl.

[OOC; For shame, Autor! D= (washes Autor's mouth out with soap)]

[freakyfanboy]

[shrug] Should I care? When a girl likes me, she'll like me. Why should I give a damn about it?

((OOC: You should see the post he made earlier today. XDDDDDDD;;;;; I keep running out of creative ways to make him swear.))

[bewd_girl]

I'm not talking about girls just liking you, dear. I'm sure you could be quite the charmer if you wanted to be.

[OOC; XD; Silly opposite!Autor. He should be slapped across the wrist for his bad language.]

[freakyfanboy]

I know what you mean. I'll be more blunt: there's enough sluts in this City that I'm not wanting for girls to fuck if I really want to. There's no reason for me to work hard at it!

((OOC: ...Man, I wish Autor was in his right mind for this. XDDDDD;; And yes, he needs some sort of slap. XD))

[bewd_girl]

Oooh, I see. So then I'm sure you've slept with many women here, then~ Tell me all about it.

[OOC; Yeah. O_o; Poor, poor Autor. He's going to hate himself tomorrow, isn't he?]

[freakyfanboy]

Now did I say that? I'm still a virgin. I just said if I wanted to.

((OOC: Ooh-ho, yes. XDDDD I'm being really mean to him all weekend.))

[bewd_girl]

Silly boy~

[OOC; I'm not being quite as mean to Kisara, because being mean to Kisara is like kicking a puppy. An Autor puppy. Of Angst. =|]