Men In Tights - SPN-RPF Superhero Comment Meme

[bewaretheides15]

It's Sammy's birthday! So, you know... Whatever - LET'S MAKE SUPERHEROES!

RULES:Any form of hero, villian, or side kick is welcome - original or based on an established character - but there must be at least one in every prompt. Non-"super" characters (i.e. Batman, The Punisher, Hawkeye) are very welcome

Comments

[zubeneschamali]

(3/3)

Jensen's already breathing fast, watching as his dick springs free, jutting out in a straight line towards Jared's mouth like it knows where it wants to go. Jared gives a low, dirty chuckle and rubs his cheek along it, leaving a narrow, glistening smear on his cheek. The rough brush of his stubble is the best kind of burn, and Jensen groans aloud.

He thought this would be a quick thing, but Jared takes his time, licking along Jensen's length for what seems like hours, hands caressing the insides of his thighs until Jensen's legs are almost shaking. When those pink lips close around his head and gently suck, Jensen's hands knot themselves in Jared's hair before he can stop himself. He tries to let go, but Jared guides one hand to the back of his head, looking up with storm-dark eyes, and swallows Jensen down.

"Jesus!" Jensen bursts out, enveloped in the wet heat of Jared's mouth. He's still going too slowly, drawing it out and back like he's trying to taste every inch of Jensen's cock as he goes. His tongue seems inhumanly long, given how it feels like it's everywhere at once, but whatever he's doing, it's leading to the best blowjob of Jensen's life.

One hand is braced on Jensen's hip, and it takes a moment of seeing his other shoulder working for Jensen to realize Jared's touching himself. He's getting off on getting Jensen off, just rubbing through his jeans, and Jensen's last vestiges of self-control vanish.

He holds Jared in place, feeling his throat close around him and his nose brushing Jensen's groin, and Jared lets loose his own groan. The reverberations feel like they're thrumming through Jensen's entire body, and he gasps out, "Jared…"

In response, Jared's hand starts moving faster on his own dick as he swallows around Jensen, and that's it. Jensen shouts as he comes, hands tangled in Jared's hair and hips pumping forward with three long thrusts. He feels Jared go tense and then moan around Jensen's still-pulsing cock, and goddamn, like that didn't feel good enough already.

The room is silent except for their gradually-slowing breaths and the faint thump of music from the bar below. Jensen cards his hand through Jared's hair in a gesture that's more tender than he expected before stepping back. "You, uh, you weren't kidding about liking it, were you?"

"Nope." Jared's tongue pokes out to catch a stray smear at the corner of his lips, and Jensen draws in a sharp breath. "Seems like you didn't mind so much yourself."

"No, not exactly." Jensen heaves a sigh. "I just don't want you to think that I expected it, or that you had to…"

He trails off as Jared rises to his feet and puts a finger over Jensen's lips. "I know that, Jensen," he says quietly. "You're one of the good guys."

Jensen mentally curses the blush he can feel staining his cheeks. "Thanks." He clears his throat. "So, uh, it looks like everything is okay here, but in case any of them come back for you-"

"I can take care of myself," Jared retorts.

Jensen looks up from under his eyebrows, and Jared falls silent. "Like I was saying, in case any of them come back, you let me know, all right?" He bends down and pulls a card from his belt before strapping the v-shaped device back on. "You got a pen?"

Jared grabs one off the battered desk by the door, and Jensen scribbles down his cell number. "The one on the front is my main line, but this'll go right to me, okay? Any time you need help."

"Any kind of help?" Jared asks, eyeing Jensen up and down with a faint smirk.

"If you're in danger," he says sternly, handing the card over. "But I mean it, all right? Any time."

"Thanks," Jared says more softly, taking the grass-green card and carefully tucking it into his front pocket. "For everything."

Jensen wants to say more, wants to know more about Jared and who he is and how he ended up in this life and what Jensen can do to rescue him beyond this one night, but his first rule of being a superhero is not to get caught up in the lives of the people he saves. So he gives a short nod and says, "You're welcome."

And if on the way out the door, he runs his hand over Jared's bare shoulder and down his arm, that's just to reassure the kid that he'll be all right. Nothing more.

[queerly_it_is]

Oh. My. God! It's sexy, and funny, and all things wonderful!

Thanks so much for the awesome fill!

Jim providing gadgets was a brilliant touch, as was Jensen and his so-not-secret identity haha!

I am now in deseperate need of sequel where Jensen convinces Jared to give up his whoring ways and become his boyfriend/sidekick. No pressure ;)

[zubeneschamali]

Thank you so much! I have to admit that the same sequel has also occurred to me. ;)

[queerly_it_is]

Haha, I think we're all jumping into the sequel boat on this meme, least we'll all sink together =P

[expectative]

This is brilliant! Hot and lovely and funny at the same time :D

[zubeneschamali]

Thank you! :D

[fromcainwthlove]

for a bit i wondered if jared really did let the guys jump him just so jensen could save him! also, superbriefs!! hee.

[zubeneschamali]

Now that would be sneaky! Glad you liked it. :)

[bewaretheides15]

I loved this whole thing, seriously, guh! But my very favorite turn of phrase was his "over a bar that looks seedy enough to sprout". Just perfection!

Also, I have to agree, hooker!Jared needs to be a sidekick. Or, er, partner - he probably wouldn't want to be anybody's sidekick, especially somebody he's bigger than! XD

[zubeneschamali]

I might have been trying to channel your vivid writing style at that point. *shifty eyes*

LOL! I think he'd make a fine sidekick, personally...

[bewaretheides15]

Well now I feel both flattered and narsicistic ;)

I think Jared would make an excellent sidekick *nods* *is enabler*

[big_heart_june]

SO MUCH LOVE!

[zubeneschamali]

♥

[harrigan]

I couldn't help imagining this expanded into a big bang with ART! Holy crap! You painted a very vivid scene! ;D

Can't wait till they announce the posting schedule and I can see when your real spn_j2_bigbang goes live!

[zubeneschamali]

Eek! Maybe not that long, but I definitely have a couple of ideas about where to go with this...

[thisweshallsee]

Loved! And btw I'm also all in favor of the sequel idea, just sayin' ;-)