They'd scheduled the conference-call for five-thirty, but Mr Gunn was always late, so when Dean's phone buzzed against his thigh he spent all of two seconds debating on whether to check it or not.
It was Sam.
need help with some reports, totally lost, sos
Dean stared sceptically at the text. First of all, Sam couldn't be asking him for help because that was in no way Dean's job, and secondly, the dude had been working here for three months, he'd been taught how to file reports at orientation.
Yeah well i dont wanna do this conference call, suck it up Wesson
please come give me a handjob before your callWhat
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“You’ll feel better once you’ve gotten some rest.” He’s not sure why he’s bothering to argue - Jensen’s a stubborn son of a bitch when all of his reasoning skills are in top shape. Hopped up on meds he is the unstoppable force and the immovable object
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Man, I love these memes! :D My apologies though, this is like 99% banter and terrible puns, despite the super misleading title *facepalm*
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"Some of those weeds were gettin' kinda out of hand but we took care of it," Jensen said with a reassuring smile and a nod. "Anything else I can do for you today?"
Jared bit back any and all dreadful pickup lines that instantly occurred to him (how about me/how about keep existing/take off those gloves and we'll talk/take off those pants and we'll talk/just, please, take it all off/and forget the talking/you can keep the smudge of dirt on the tip of your nose though/God I love you/marry me?/your eyes are a prettier shade of green than anything in my garden/etcetera) and grinned back instead. "Nah. Great work though, thanks
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They'd scheduled the conference-call for five-thirty, but Mr Gunn was always late, so when Dean's phone buzzed against his thigh he spent all of two seconds debating on whether to check it or not.
It was Sam.
need help with some reports, totally lost, sos
Dean stared sceptically at the text. First of all, Sam couldn't be asking him for help because that was in no way Dean's job, and secondly, the dude had been working here for three months, he'd been taught how to file reports at orientation.
Yeah well i dont wanna do this conference call, suck it up Wesson
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"Some of those weeds were gettin' kinda out of hand but we took care of it," Jensen said with a reassuring smile and a nod. "Anything else I can do for you today?"
Jared bit back any and all dreadful pickup lines that instantly occurred to him (how about me/how about keep existing/take off those gloves and we'll talk/take off those pants and we'll talk/just, please, take it all off/and forget the talking/you can keep the smudge of dirt on the tip of your nose though/God I love you/marry me?/your eyes are a prettier shade of green than anything in my garden/etcetera) and grinned back instead. "Nah. Great work though, thanks ( ... )
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