7x 09 (spoilers)
So first off I want to thank everyone who participated in my very first comment fic meme this past week! The turnout was incredible and I for one had a great time (props to everyone who mods actual comms - that stuff is hard work)! I think I’ve got all of the fills put together in the masterlist there on the post, but please feel free to let me know if I accidentally skipped over one of yours. I completely failed to respond to any of the wonderful comments on my fills because I was very busy, but thank you to everyone who read them! I’m debating whether to repost any of my own fills here of not, since they’re basically all on here anyway. Anywho - I just wanted to say thanks for making my first try at it so wonderful!
And now, on with the show!
NOW:
Camping, even with TV, is still evil. I think it’s nature’s way of reminding us that it really doesn’t give a fuck and will crush us all like bugs on a whim. Although, admittedly, I’ve never been on a camping trip where I woke up upside down in a tree (BTW, how hard do you have to be sleeping to miss that?) and was eaten.
“Did you strip enough wire?” “Yes, I stripped enough wire” - This season = Sam and Dean are married. The end. :D
Squatting off the grid, cold showers, cold Hot Pockets (which also just sounds painful - are they thawed?). This needs to be fic. With lots of cuddling for warmth.
Ok, I really kind of enjoyed the whole ‘maybe the world wants to off itself’ bit. I always enjoy a little dose of meta. And the dialogue there was just sparkly and wonderful. It’s so nice when they have good material to work with and you can really see the guys do their thing.
Alright, really, I know this season has caught a lot of crap and regardless of how you feel about that, you gotta admit, the brother relationship is just so on. I love it so much. Just Dean looking over when Bobby asks about lamping and just saying “Sam.” And Sam taking over the explanation because he knows what he’s supposed to do. THEY’RE SO GOOD! *smish*
LOL! Dean. “Do you wanna look like a hostess?” Burn-fail.
“Sure hope we don’t get Brandon’s section.” XD
I love it when Ben Edlund writes the eps. Just the dialogue is SO wonderful. And it really shows off how great the dynamic is between all of the guys. Excuse me while I go cuddle with the whole restaurant scene, ok?
OMFG, WTF????????? SERIOUSLY, BF, 2 WEEKS IN A ROW???? YOU CALL ME DURING SPN TWO WEEKS IN A ROW? AND YOU DID THIS ALL SO THAT I COULD LISTEN TO YOU EAT A BANANA?? DID YOU RECENTLY RECEIVE A HEAD TRAUMA AND NOT TELL ME ABOUT IT?????? WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!??!?!?! *breathe**breathe*
Ahem. Anyway.
I totally believe that Bobby’s been deer hunting before. I mean, he’s from South Dakota. And again, the dialogue just has me full of grins. SAM AND DEAN DON’T WANT TO SHOOT BAMBII! *hearts in eyes* Yes, I’m from Texas, that doesn’t mean I like hunting.
Man, that is one dumb ranger. And I love how they keep just referring to him as “Ranger”. It’s like they know I’m not going to remember his name. And now he’s fucccccccked.
Aw, “Ranger Evans”. Of course Sam remembers his name.
OMG!!! Bobby! That was the most badass thing I’ve ever seen! Like, you’re way too old for me and not even close to my type, but I sort of want to grope you now just in case some of the awesome would rub off on me. Damn, the phrase ‘rub off on me’ has been forever ruined by my perviness. Like cats. And everything else in the world. /o\
Wait, really? You didn’t anticipate that it might suddenly do a breakdance jump up on the table (as we are all wont to do) and try to kill you again? I mean, c’mon, that seemed like a definite possibility. You always have to be sure with these things, boys, you know that.
So, hold on, the dumb is contagious? This is curious.
Ok, if I quote all the things I enjoy about the stomach contents scene it’s going to take up a whole page, but I have to pause and give special props for the cats head. Ben Edlund, write Show all the time please? I will provide baked goods. And liquor. That’s like half of the important food groups right there!
Stoned Dean is awesome. I especially love his head motion after he talks about not caring about not caring. Somebody make that a .gif please? Interwebz, don’t fail me.
Ugh. Soylent green is people. Or, you know, turducken is monster. Whatevs.
WE HAVE HAD TWO MENTIONS OF CAS AND THOUGHTFUL BONDING MOMENTS IN A CAR AND SAM WAS RUBBING HIS SCARRED HAND AND BOBBY SAID HE WAS ALWAYS A DEEP LITTLE GUY! I MUST DO A DANCE OF EVERLASTING JOY NOW! BRB!
LEVIATHAN!!!!!! OVERALL SEASON ARC!!!!! Everything is right with my world. Ben Edlund, after thoughtful analysis, I have decided that if necessary, I am willing to include blowjobs to my offer of baked goods and liquor. It’s for the good of Show, damnit, and also please, please, please??? *whispers* I love you. Write my boys always.
So, the leviathans are trying to breed? Is that what I’m getting? That’s what I’m thinking.
BOBBY YOU ARE ALL MY FAVORITE THINGS! *nuzzles* “You die before me and I’ll kill you.” All of this. This whole scene. Just all of it. Bobby is the best not-dad ever.
“The Rise of Dick” ROFL.
So is Frank going to be a character now or is he just going to be one of those Pastor Jim situations where he’s mentioned a lot to account for random plot elements?
Dick is great. Yes, I had to say that, just because it’s me. But seriously, Dick, I’m loving him. Watch everybody else in the fandom hate him now that I’ve said that, but I stand by it.
Scientist!Lev, you is a dead… I don’t really know how to refer to you. Worm thing? Toothy creature of toothsomeness?
OMG! YAY! WE GET TO FIND OUT WHAT BIBBING IS! And it’s really awful. But like, an awesome kind of awful. I am not disappointed in the least by this. But still, ick. Yay! Show is wonderful!
No! BOBBY!!!!!
Ack! And we’ve reached the point where I’ve caught up with my DVR so now I have to watch the commercials! It’s like being bibbed! By which I mean tortured! Bibbed - it’s a thing now, I said so, so there. Also, that Rachael Bilson show looks terrible.
So, wait, in terms of the bibbing, what happens to the head/mouth/throat/digestive system parts? I can’t figure out the physics of that. Does somebody else finish it for him?
Seriously, Dick and Bobby are just killing it! *rolls around in Show*
LOL! “No, they’re too smart.” Are you kidding, Bobby? Rescuing captured friends is like a good quarter of how the Winchesters spend their time! It’s like a compulsion. Or a really serious hobby. You know they’re going to come save your ass. You’re so cute. They’re too smart LOLZ!
Oh WTF? Another commercial? It’s been like two minutes! Fuck you CW! Literally, this commercial break is lasting longer than the show was on this last section. Also, what happened to Thanksgiving commercials? Are we skipping straight ahead to Christmas commercials? What’s up with that?
BOBBY, YOU ARE CONSTRUCTED ENTIRELY OF WIN! Or, well, you were until you failed at running. What are you screwing around for?
OMG, did he shoot Bobby?
Bobby? BOBBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*hyperventilates*
PREVIEW: HE’S ALIVE! MAYBE! SHOW, WHY DO YOU TOY WITH MY EMOTIONS?!?!?!
So, um, like, yeah. I can’t- I’m not even- It’s too soon, I’m still flipping out! All I can say for sure is that I need to track down Ben Edlund and have his crazy-brained, brilliant babies so I can ride the coattails of their glory.
And now, on with the show!
NOW:
Camping, even with TV, is still evil. I think it’s nature’s way of reminding us that it really doesn’t give a fuck and will crush us all like bugs on a whim. Although, admittedly, I’ve never been on a camping trip where I woke up upside down in a tree (BTW, how hard do you have to be sleeping to miss that?) and was eaten.
“Did you strip enough wire?” “Yes, I stripped enough wire” - This season = Sam and Dean are married. The end. :D
Squatting off the grid, cold showers, cold Hot Pockets (which also just sounds painful - are they thawed?). This needs to be fic. With lots of cuddling for warmth.
Ok, I really kind of enjoyed the whole ‘maybe the world wants to off itself’ bit. I always enjoy a little dose of meta. And the dialogue there was just sparkly and wonderful. It’s so nice when they have good material to work with and you can really see the guys do their thing.
Alright, really, I know this season has caught a lot of crap and regardless of how you feel about that, you gotta admit, the brother relationship is just so on. I love it so much. Just Dean looking over when Bobby asks about lamping and just saying “Sam.” And Sam taking over the explanation because he knows what he’s supposed to do. THEY’RE SO GOOD! *smish*
LOL! Dean. “Do you wanna look like a hostess?” Burn-fail.
“Sure hope we don’t get Brandon’s section.” XD
I love it when Ben Edlund writes the eps. Just the dialogue is SO wonderful. And it really shows off how great the dynamic is between all of the guys. Excuse me while I go cuddle with the whole restaurant scene, ok?
OMFG, WTF????????? SERIOUSLY, BF, 2 WEEKS IN A ROW???? YOU CALL ME DURING SPN TWO WEEKS IN A ROW? AND YOU DID THIS ALL SO THAT I COULD LISTEN TO YOU EAT A BANANA?? DID YOU RECENTLY RECEIVE A HEAD TRAUMA AND NOT TELL ME ABOUT IT?????? WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!??!?!?! *breathe**breathe*
Ahem. Anyway.
I totally believe that Bobby’s been deer hunting before. I mean, he’s from South Dakota. And again, the dialogue just has me full of grins. SAM AND DEAN DON’T WANT TO SHOOT BAMBII! *hearts in eyes* Yes, I’m from Texas, that doesn’t mean I like hunting.
Man, that is one dumb ranger. And I love how they keep just referring to him as “Ranger”. It’s like they know I’m not going to remember his name. And now he’s fucccccccked.
Aw, “Ranger Evans”. Of course Sam remembers his name.
OMG!!! Bobby! That was the most badass thing I’ve ever seen! Like, you’re way too old for me and not even close to my type, but I sort of want to grope you now just in case some of the awesome would rub off on me. Damn, the phrase ‘rub off on me’ has been forever ruined by my perviness. Like cats. And everything else in the world. /o\
Wait, really? You didn’t anticipate that it might suddenly do a breakdance jump up on the table (as we are all wont to do) and try to kill you again? I mean, c’mon, that seemed like a definite possibility. You always have to be sure with these things, boys, you know that.
So, hold on, the dumb is contagious? This is curious.
Ok, if I quote all the things I enjoy about the stomach contents scene it’s going to take up a whole page, but I have to pause and give special props for the cats head. Ben Edlund, write Show all the time please? I will provide baked goods. And liquor. That’s like half of the important food groups right there!
Stoned Dean is awesome. I especially love his head motion after he talks about not caring about not caring. Somebody make that a .gif please? Interwebz, don’t fail me.
Ugh. Soylent green is people. Or, you know, turducken is monster. Whatevs.
WE HAVE HAD TWO MENTIONS OF CAS AND THOUGHTFUL BONDING MOMENTS IN A CAR AND SAM WAS RUBBING HIS SCARRED HAND AND BOBBY SAID HE WAS ALWAYS A DEEP LITTLE GUY! I MUST DO A DANCE OF EVERLASTING JOY NOW! BRB!
LEVIATHAN!!!!!! OVERALL SEASON ARC!!!!! Everything is right with my world. Ben Edlund, after thoughtful analysis, I have decided that if necessary, I am willing to include blowjobs to my offer of baked goods and liquor. It’s for the good of Show, damnit, and also please, please, please??? *whispers* I love you. Write my boys always.
So, the leviathans are trying to breed? Is that what I’m getting? That’s what I’m thinking.
BOBBY YOU ARE ALL MY FAVORITE THINGS! *nuzzles* “You die before me and I’ll kill you.” All of this. This whole scene. Just all of it. Bobby is the best not-dad ever.
“The Rise of Dick” ROFL.
So is Frank going to be a character now or is he just going to be one of those Pastor Jim situations where he’s mentioned a lot to account for random plot elements?
Dick is great. Yes, I had to say that, just because it’s me. But seriously, Dick, I’m loving him. Watch everybody else in the fandom hate him now that I’ve said that, but I stand by it.
Scientist!Lev, you is a dead… I don’t really know how to refer to you. Worm thing? Toothy creature of toothsomeness?
OMG! YAY! WE GET TO FIND OUT WHAT BIBBING IS! And it’s really awful. But like, an awesome kind of awful. I am not disappointed in the least by this. But still, ick. Yay! Show is wonderful!
No! BOBBY!!!!!
Ack! And we’ve reached the point where I’ve caught up with my DVR so now I have to watch the commercials! It’s like being bibbed! By which I mean tortured! Bibbed - it’s a thing now, I said so, so there. Also, that Rachael Bilson show looks terrible.
So, wait, in terms of the bibbing, what happens to the head/mouth/throat/digestive system parts? I can’t figure out the physics of that. Does somebody else finish it for him?
Seriously, Dick and Bobby are just killing it! *rolls around in Show*
LOL! “No, they’re too smart.” Are you kidding, Bobby? Rescuing captured friends is like a good quarter of how the Winchesters spend their time! It’s like a compulsion. Or a really serious hobby. You know they’re going to come save your ass. You’re so cute. They’re too smart LOLZ!
Oh WTF? Another commercial? It’s been like two minutes! Fuck you CW! Literally, this commercial break is lasting longer than the show was on this last section. Also, what happened to Thanksgiving commercials? Are we skipping straight ahead to Christmas commercials? What’s up with that?
BOBBY, YOU ARE CONSTRUCTED ENTIRELY OF WIN! Or, well, you were until you failed at running. What are you screwing around for?
OMG, did he shoot Bobby?
Bobby? BOBBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*hyperventilates*
PREVIEW: HE’S ALIVE! MAYBE! SHOW, WHY DO YOU TOY WITH MY EMOTIONS?!?!?!
So, um, like, yeah. I can’t- I’m not even- It’s too soon, I’m still flipping out! All I can say for sure is that I need to track down Ben Edlund and have his crazy-brained, brilliant babies so I can ride the coattails of their glory.