FILLED: Bananas are incredibly good for you. NC-17 (1/2)lemanyaNovember 14 2011, 07:58:33 UTC
It is a little bit that Jensen's twenty-seven and still a virgin. He could go on and on about how he was waiting for the right person, but that wouldn't be the whole truth.
It's more like, every guy Jensen's ever dated, has been a complete and utter jerk. Most wanted in his pants on day one, some waited around only to leave when they found out Jensen was a virgin, and others got frustrated in between because Jensen wouldn't sleep with them.
Time went on, and it just got easier and easier to never have sex.
Which became even easier with Jensen's job. Since he's in grad school- neuroscience and currently undergoing his PhD, he's had to cut down on hs old research job, which meant less money. So he's supplementing his income with a job that, to be honest, is as embarrassing as being a twenty-seven year old virgin.
He's a banana. His local organic food store was looking for a mascot to get more people interested in walking through the doors. The old lady running it ha taken one look at Jensen and told him to give her a day to alter the uniform.
Which turned out to be a giant banana.
On the one hand, it's attracted a lot more females to the store. On the other, he hasn't had a single phone number from a dude since he started working here.
"Hey," the tall guy says, walking up to Jensen with a smile. He's got an ice-cream today, which Jensen envies because it's the hottest month on record and he's standing outside in a freaking giant banana.
Tall Guy is the only regular male customer the store has. He claims he's lactose intolerant (Jensen's not wholly sure, because hello, ice-cream) and likes the way organic bananas taste better than supermarket. That had been said with a wink and a grin in Jensen's direction, and Jensen had flushed inside the banana.
Tall Guy is also very attractive, and not dettered at all by the fact that Jensen's bright yellow and ridiculous.
"Hey," Jensen replies.
"You know," Tall Guy says, "it's about due time I introduced myself to you, since we see each other all the time."
Jensen nods and moves out of the way of an old man making his way out of the store with a bag of muesli.
"I'm Jared," Tall- Jared says, "and I'm a personal trainer."
"Jensen," Jensen replies, "and believe it or not, I'm not a full-time banana."
Jared laughs, a big booming thing accompanied by his head tipping back and a wide grin.
Jensen smiles. "I'm currently studying neuroscience- going through the arduous task of a PhD."
"So, you don't get to keep the suit?"
"Unfortunately no."
They're grinning at each other.
"I'm totally into you," Jared says into the silence. Jensen swallows.
"Yeah, I'm totally into you too."
"Can I totally be in you?"
"I'm totally in a banana suit."
"I can deal with that."
They have to wait until closing time, but Jared goes and gets Jensen his very own ice-cream in the meantime and when they're done, Jared walks Jensen back to his apartment to stash the suit before heading out to get drinks.
Jensen doesn't sleep with Jared that night, though for the first time, he wants to.
Re: FILLED: Bananas are incredibly good for you. NC-17 (1/2)oleanderbatNovember 16 2011, 02:23:05 UTC
Damn Lucky Banana SUIT!!!! As an unfortunate soul who has had to stand on a corner dressed as a mascot for a pizza chain, I feel Jensen's pain, and am pissed that no one ever looking like Jared hit on me!!!
FILLED: Bananas are incredibly good for you. NC-17 (2/2)lemanyaNovember 28 2011, 07:17:39 UTC
Due to a bad connection at the time, this part wasn't posted under the first comment, but under the prompt, and consequently got missed when the link was saved in the list. Due to the comments being primarily posted on the end of part one, I wasn't sure if the ending was missed, so this is it, cleaned up and reposted underneath part one *********************************************************************************
In fact, they don't sleep together until four months later, and Jared's been perfect every step of the way. He figured out fairly early on that Jensen wasn't experienced in much more than handjobs, and it hasn't bothered him in the least. In fact, "It turns me on so much that you're practically untouched Jen, all mine for the messing up."
It makes Jensen's knees melt.
When it does happen, it's because Jensen comes home still dressed in that stupid banana suit (there was an apple juice incident behind the counter where Jensen's pants were stashed and they were uwearable), and Jared pounces when he gets in the door.
The zipper, which goes from bottom to top, only gets unzipped halfway, and Jensen has Jared's tongue in his mouth and Jared's fingers probing beind his balls in minutes.
Oh god, he wants. He's ready. They've been moving in increments for months now, and he's already had Jared's fingers inside him bringing him off before.
"Please," he says into Jared's mouth, "I'm ready Jared, just, do it."
One, then two, then three fingers and Jensen's legs are twitching. He's bent over his dining room table, hands scrabbling at the suface. His dick is rubbing up against the inside of the banana suit where it's hanging down, making him tingle wherever Jared's fingers don't.
He can't believe he's never done this before, but then, if he had, he might never be here with Jared doing this.
"I've got you Jen," Jared says, and Jensen dimly hears the sound of Jared's zipper and the soft feel of Jared's dick on the back of his thigh.
A push, a brush of pain, Jared massaging along his hips and down his thighs. The feeling of something alien, but good up inside him and sending new nerves alight in pleasure.
It doesn't last amazingly long, but long enough that Jensen's strung out and begging Jared to let him come. And Jared complies, like the gentleman he is.
Afterwards, they're lying together under the table. Jared had carefully stripped off the banana suit the rest of the way and pulled Jensen to lie across his chest. Jensen's panting with everything they've done, and he scrunches his nose up at the smell of sweat in the banana's cloth. His come sticks in long webby strands to the yellow cloth.
It's going to be a bitch to wash it, but boy, is he glad he waited to lose his virginity.
Re: FILLED: Bananas are incredibly good for you. NC-17 (2/2)fafaj2June 7 2018, 09:33:57 UTC
hi，ur work is sooooo sweet and cute.Its a bit wired that Jared love banana so much but banana are indeed great fruits. Can I translate it into Chinese and share it on line?I will be more than happy if u allow me to do so.Again,thanks for creating a fic so cute!
It's more like, every guy Jensen's ever dated, has been a complete and utter jerk. Most wanted in his pants on day one, some waited around only to leave when they found out Jensen was a virgin, and others got frustrated in between because Jensen wouldn't sleep with them.
Time went on, and it just got easier and easier to never have sex.
Which became even easier with Jensen's job. Since he's in grad school- neuroscience and currently undergoing his PhD, he's had to cut down on hs old research job, which meant less money. So he's supplementing his income with a job that, to be honest, is as embarrassing as being a twenty-seven year old virgin.
He's a banana. His local organic food store was looking for a mascot to get more people interested in walking through the doors. The old lady running it ha taken one look at Jensen and told him to give her a day to alter the uniform.
Which turned out to be a giant banana.
On the one hand, it's attracted a lot more females to the store. On the other, he hasn't had a single phone number from a dude since he started working here.
"Hey," the tall guy says, walking up to Jensen with a smile. He's got an ice-cream today, which Jensen envies because it's the hottest month on record and he's standing outside in a freaking giant banana.
Tall Guy is the only regular male customer the store has. He claims he's lactose intolerant (Jensen's not wholly sure, because hello, ice-cream) and likes the way organic bananas taste better than supermarket. That had been said with a wink and a grin in Jensen's direction, and Jensen had flushed inside the banana.
Tall Guy is also very attractive, and not dettered at all by the fact that Jensen's bright yellow and ridiculous.
"Hey," Jensen replies.
"You know," Tall Guy says, "it's about due time I introduced myself to you, since we see each other all the time."
Jensen nods and moves out of the way of an old man making his way out of the store with a bag of muesli.
"I'm Jared," Tall- Jared says, "and I'm a personal trainer."
"Jensen," Jensen replies, "and believe it or not, I'm not a full-time banana."
Jared laughs, a big booming thing accompanied by his head tipping back and a wide grin.
Jensen smiles. "I'm currently studying neuroscience- going through the arduous task of a PhD."
"So, you don't get to keep the suit?"
"Unfortunately no."
They're grinning at each other.
"I'm totally into you," Jared says into the silence. Jensen swallows.
"Yeah, I'm totally into you too."
"Can I totally be in you?"
"I'm totally in a banana suit."
"I can deal with that."
They have to wait until closing time, but Jared goes and gets Jensen his very own ice-cream in the meantime and when they're done, Jared walks Jensen back to his apartment to stash the suit before heading out to get drinks.
Jensen doesn't sleep with Jared that night, though for the first time, he wants to.
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I feel his pain. But I never ran into a guy like Jared.
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In fact, they don't sleep together until four months later, and Jared's been perfect every step of the way. He figured out fairly early on that Jensen wasn't experienced in much more than handjobs, and it hasn't bothered him in the least. In fact, "It turns me on so much that you're practically untouched Jen, all mine for the messing up."
It makes Jensen's knees melt.
When it does happen, it's because Jensen comes home still dressed in that stupid banana suit (there was an apple juice incident behind the counter where Jensen's pants were stashed and they were uwearable), and Jared pounces when he gets in the door.
The zipper, which goes from bottom to top, only gets unzipped halfway, and Jensen has Jared's tongue in his mouth and Jared's fingers probing beind his balls in minutes.
Oh god, he wants. He's ready. They've been moving in increments for months now, and he's already had Jared's fingers inside him bringing him off before.
"Please," he says into Jared's mouth, "I'm ready Jared, just, do it."
One, then two, then three fingers and Jensen's legs are twitching. He's bent over his dining room table, hands scrabbling at the suface. His dick is rubbing up against the inside of the banana suit where it's hanging down, making him tingle wherever Jared's fingers don't.
He can't believe he's never done this before, but then, if he had, he might never be here with Jared doing this.
"I've got you Jen," Jared says, and Jensen dimly hears the sound of Jared's zipper and the soft feel of Jared's dick on the back of his thigh.
A push, a brush of pain, Jared massaging along his hips and down his thighs. The feeling of something alien, but good up inside him and sending new nerves alight in pleasure.
It doesn't last amazingly long, but long enough that Jensen's strung out and begging Jared to let him come. And Jared complies, like the gentleman he is.
Afterwards, they're lying together under the table. Jared had carefully stripped off the banana suit the rest of the way and pulled Jensen to lie across his chest. Jensen's panting with everything they've done, and he scrunches his nose up at the smell of sweat in the banana's cloth. His come sticks in long webby strands to the yellow cloth.
It's going to be a bitch to wash it, but boy, is he glad he waited to lose his virginity.
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Can I translate it into Chinese and share it on line?I will be more than happy if u allow me to do so.Again,thanks for creating a fic so cute!
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