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[bewarethedoc]

[Over the phone, an impatient German-accented voice begins speaking.]

Is zhis vorking? Zhe phones never vork-- Oh vait, I hear ringing.

Ja, hello? I'm in zhe middle of somezhing very important, so I shall make zhis short. Short und sveet. If you tell me vhere I am, how I came to be here, und how I may leave....

I von't murder zhe voman und

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[kinpika]

Tch, you speak like a mongrel. From where do you hail?

[bewarethedoc]

I am German, you insolent little wretch.

[kinpika]

Hahaha! That worthless patch of wilderness? What makes you think you can talk to your king in such a fashion, fool?

[bewarethedoc]

Germany has no king. Who are you?

[kinpika]

Think you are worthy enough of knowing my name? I am the hero king of Uruk, Gilgamesh.

[bewarethedoc]

[Laughsnort.]

You are joking.

[kinpika]

Those type of things are best left to jesters.

[bewarethedoc]

Zhis is a predicament, no? You have no proof with which to back up your claim.

[kinpika]

But you admit that you have heard the name. That means you recognize that I have owned all that is good in this world at one point.

That fact that I possess all that now is my proof. My treasury is fully stocked.

[bewarethedoc]

Many zhings can be duplicated.

[kinpika]

If a person cannot tell an original from a fake, they have no right to be called human.

[bewarethedoc]

Hm, yes, you do have a point zhere.

So, "Your Highness," how is it zhat such a legendary figure as yourself came to be trapped here?

[kinpika]

Much the same as everyone else. Hmph, I will admit these people here hold some type of power I do not possess.

[bewarethedoc]

To kidnap such important beings as vell as considerably less important people from differnt times und places... Zhere must be some master plan behind it all.