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[bewarethedoc]

[Over the phone, an impatient German-accented voice begins speaking.]

Is zhis vorking? Zhe phones never vork-- Oh vait, I hear ringing.

Ja, hello? I'm in zhe middle of somezhing very important, so I shall make zhis short. Short und sveet. If you tell me vhere I am, how I came to be here, und how I may leave....

I von't murder zhe voman und

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Call

[heartstar_blues]

"...

What?"

[bewarethedoc]

Zhere is a young voman und two children in zhe house vhich I have found myself in. I vill kill all of zhem if I do not get zhe information I vant.

Do you need to hear zhat again?

[heartstar_blues]

[You'll hear him repeating what you say a few times.]

"Wait? What the ☠☠☠☠ is wrong with you buddy?

Honestly, you see a bunch of innocent people and the first thought is 'if I kill them I'll get what I want'? Seriously?

☠☠☠☠ you.

You want information? This town doesn't care what you do to them. They'll make it worse for you anyways. You're kidnapped just like us."

[bewarethedoc]

Threats of deazh vork very vell, in my experience. Zhough it really is zhe manner of termination zhat motivates people.

If you have nozhing helpful to say, zhen hang up. I have better zhings to do zhan speak wizh you.

[heartstar_blues]

"You don't seem to get the point. They love killing people here. In pretty ☠☠☠☠ terrible ways.

Oh yeah, you don't stay dead here. All you do is piss people off and honestly I'd love to have a reason to make someone's life a living hell.

So, lets start from the top. You are kidnapped and trapped, and the ones in charge love torture."

[bewarethedoc]

[He stopped listening to things after he heard...]

"Don't stay dead"?

[heartstar_blues]

"Yeah, kind of like nothing happened. You wake up without any injuries and just ☠☠☠☠ nightmares about the pain."

[bewarethedoc]

[There is a long silence before Richtofen speaks again.]

Vell... Pain is not a nightmare to everyvun.

You say zhose in charge love torture?

So do I.

[heartstar_blues]

"Great, you can let them know how they're doing when they pull the ☠☠☠☠ on you.

Another rule, this ones mine. Killing people doesn't stop them but if I kick in your teeth enough times you might get the hint. ☠☠☠☠ with people in this town and I will find you."

[bewarethedoc]

I've never had my teeth kicked in before. Sounds like fun.

By all means, come find me. I von't hide.

[heartstar_blues]

"You crazy ones never do."