[OOC] App post
Character: Koga Norio
Series: Narutaru
Character Age: 14
Canon: Teenagers all across the world come home to find small Pokemon-like critters they can call their very own. Sounds cute, right? Now imagine these cute little critters are actually weapons of mass destruction, and all of the teenagers who can control them via mind-link are deeply disturbed, each with their own handful of psychological issues. That's basically what Narutaru is about.
Norio is one of these troubled teens who have bonded with a "shadow dragon," his going by the name of "Vagina Dentata." While probably one of the more stable characters from his canon, Norio is far from being what you'd call a "people person," with a sharp tounge and an attitude that makes him come off to strangers as aloof and rude. Despite his grouchy attitude, those close to him know that deep down he's a decent guy and an extremely loyal friend; he just also happens to be a little bit snarky, easily irritated, and prone to sulking on the side.
In his free time, Norio is often seen sculpting. He is actually a rather accomplished artist, and through his work and several gallery shows has obtained quite the following.
Sample Post:
Alright, Miss Elizabeth Sayre. Let me put this into terms that your simple brain just might be able to comprehend.
"No" does not mean "yes."
Which is why after putting that invitation to your so-called "summer art program" in its rightful place in my trash bin - because, really, why should I have to go all the way to America to mingle with a bunch of vapid amateurs beneath my notice? Not to mention it happens to be the middle of winter, in case you haven't noticed - I was...surprised to wake up the next morning in some backwater zombie camp in Louisiana regardless. Being proactive in providing transportation for your potential campers is one thing, but I'd say abducting them without permission is a little bit overeager, wouldn't you? Not to mention probably a tad bit illegal, though I can't claim to know much about the regulations you Americans have on how you run your summer camps.
Well, since you've insisted on dragging me all the way out here, why don't I break down for you exactly why someone might be opposed to coming to your shoddy eyesore of a camp of their own free will, hmm? Radioactive lake and rotting zombies aside, it really doesn't say much for your so-called "prestigious" art program when you have little to no materials to work with. No, providing me with only Play-Doh and glitter is not "pushing me to the limits of my artistic creativity." It's just cheap. Oh, yes, I'm aware this probably isn't a problem you've run into before, seeing as most of your..."campers" have been able to supply materials of their own. Building "popsicle stick" houses out of spare fingers? Impressive, really. Lanyards made from intestines? Disgusting, but points for creativity. However, I'm afraid not all of us are so willing to detach a limb or two for the sake of a few arts and crafts, and you'd do well to remember that.
Hmph. I'd say "call me when you've improved your standards a bit," but I'd prefer you don't contact me at all. My "ride" will be here to pick me up shortly; just let me leave without making a fuss about it, and I'll go ahead and pretend this whole ordeal never happened...if you catch my drift.
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Series: Narutaru
Character Age: 14
Canon: Teenagers all across the world come home to find small Pokemon-like critters they can call their very own. Sounds cute, right? Now imagine these cute little critters are actually weapons of mass destruction, and all of the teenagers who can control them via mind-link are deeply disturbed, each with their own handful of psychological issues. That's basically what Narutaru is about.
Norio is one of these troubled teens who have bonded with a "shadow dragon," his going by the name of "Vagina Dentata." While probably one of the more stable characters from his canon, Norio is far from being what you'd call a "people person," with a sharp tounge and an attitude that makes him come off to strangers as aloof and rude. Despite his grouchy attitude, those close to him know that deep down he's a decent guy and an extremely loyal friend; he just also happens to be a little bit snarky, easily irritated, and prone to sulking on the side.
In his free time, Norio is often seen sculpting. He is actually a rather accomplished artist, and through his work and several gallery shows has obtained quite the following.
Sample Post:
Alright, Miss Elizabeth Sayre. Let me put this into terms that your simple brain just might be able to comprehend.
"No" does not mean "yes."
Which is why after putting that invitation to your so-called "summer art program" in its rightful place in my trash bin - because, really, why should I have to go all the way to America to mingle with a bunch of vapid amateurs beneath my notice? Not to mention it happens to be the middle of winter, in case you haven't noticed - I was...surprised to wake up the next morning in some backwater zombie camp in Louisiana regardless. Being proactive in providing transportation for your potential campers is one thing, but I'd say abducting them without permission is a little bit overeager, wouldn't you? Not to mention probably a tad bit illegal, though I can't claim to know much about the regulations you Americans have on how you run your summer camps.
Well, since you've insisted on dragging me all the way out here, why don't I break down for you exactly why someone might be opposed to coming to your shoddy eyesore of a camp of their own free will, hmm? Radioactive lake and rotting zombies aside, it really doesn't say much for your so-called "prestigious" art program when you have little to no materials to work with. No, providing me with only Play-Doh and glitter is not "pushing me to the limits of my artistic creativity." It's just cheap. Oh, yes, I'm aware this probably isn't a problem you've run into before, seeing as most of your..."campers" have been able to supply materials of their own. Building "popsicle stick" houses out of spare fingers? Impressive, really. Lanyards made from intestines? Disgusting, but points for creativity. However, I'm afraid not all of us are so willing to detach a limb or two for the sake of a few arts and crafts, and you'd do well to remember that.
Hmph. I'd say "call me when you've improved your standards a bit," but I'd prefer you don't contact me at all. My "ride" will be here to pick me up shortly; just let me leave without making a fuss about it, and I'll go ahead and pretend this whole ordeal never happened...if you catch my drift.
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