I lose.
Ok, I'm not going to say that today was a bad day, but it just seems like everything went horribly wrong this morning. First off, I bought some coffee from the cafeteria before going to 1st period math, 'cause I really needed a caffeine fix. Can you guess what happened next? That's right. I sat down in class and accidentally spilled some of it in my lap. And this moment led me to come up with this little formula: Hot Coffee + Lap = Uberly bad x Angry Panda = 0.Death to the hundredth power of Grr. So then, I refused to get up from my seat for fear of having the newly wet crotch of my jeans laughed at. But my attempts failed, because I ended up getting laughed at later on in the period, anyway. See, it happened like this: There was this dude sitting behind me who wanted to listen to this chick's iPod. That chick sat 2 seats in front of me, so then I had the duty of passing this aforesed iPod to dude-man over there. I thought I had a reasonably good grip on it. That is, until it slipped out of my hand and hit the floor.
And then the chick was all like: OMFG KILLUDEAD >:o
And then the dude was all: LOL Amanda j00 r suhc a LOS3R. ROFL.
And then I was all: SHIT!! O.O;; >.<;; TT-TT;; <-in that order.
So like, yeah. I apologized at least a half million times for being a clutz, and the dude-person was still laughing at me, and I almost cried 'cause I was so embarassed, and I wanted to die. All because I dropped some chick's iPod. I wouldn't have felt so bad if had been one of those cheap-imitation mp3 players, 'cause I know how much people pay out of their asses for those shitty little iPoops. >.<
And then my math teacher, whom I swear to god is retarded, kept walking by my desk. I hate it when teachers do that. I tend freeze up and not move when they pass my desk. So, um, yeah... It's annoying. x.x
My CD player refused to work, too. I hate it, it's such a piece.
Lets see now... What else...
Oh yeah, I held a fart in for 3 hours straight. I didn't want to fart in class 'cause I knew that if I did, it'd prolly be really loud, and then everyone would laugh at me some more. I hate being laughed at unless I'm purposely trying to be funny. So then having held it in for that long, it gave me horrible pains, and I just wanted to go curl up under a rock and fart my fat, panda-ass off until I could fart no more. God, that's disgusting. O.o
The rest of the day wasn't too bad, though. I lived. Whoo.
... And in other news, I've been considering converting to Satanism. 'Cause I read some particularly interesting articles on this one site.
Here's the link, if you care to be enlightened:
http://www.geocities.com/geifodd/theology.html
That's all from me at the moment, my job is done here. *woosh*
- MaNdAmAnDaPaNdApAnDa
And then the chick was all like: OMFG KILLUDEAD >:o
And then the dude was all: LOL Amanda j00 r suhc a LOS3R. ROFL.
And then I was all: SHIT!! O.O;; >.<;; TT-TT;; <-in that order.
So like, yeah. I apologized at least a half million times for being a clutz, and the dude-person was still laughing at me, and I almost cried 'cause I was so embarassed, and I wanted to die. All because I dropped some chick's iPod. I wouldn't have felt so bad if had been one of those cheap-imitation mp3 players, 'cause I know how much people pay out of their asses for those shitty little iPoops. >.<
And then my math teacher, whom I swear to god is retarded, kept walking by my desk. I hate it when teachers do that. I tend freeze up and not move when they pass my desk. So, um, yeah... It's annoying. x.x
My CD player refused to work, too. I hate it, it's such a piece.
Lets see now... What else...
Oh yeah, I held a fart in for 3 hours straight. I didn't want to fart in class 'cause I knew that if I did, it'd prolly be really loud, and then everyone would laugh at me some more. I hate being laughed at unless I'm purposely trying to be funny. So then having held it in for that long, it gave me horrible pains, and I just wanted to go curl up under a rock and fart my fat, panda-ass off until I could fart no more. God, that's disgusting. O.o
The rest of the day wasn't too bad, though. I lived. Whoo.
... And in other news, I've been considering converting to Satanism. 'Cause I read some particularly interesting articles on this one site.
Here's the link, if you care to be enlightened:
http://www.geocities.com/geifodd/theology.html
That's all from me at the moment, my job is done here. *woosh*
- MaNdAmAnDaPaNdApAnDa