stole this from everyone who posted it first lol

[beulahboi]

I wasn't gonna post it , but it was too funny not to.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Joshua!

1. Joshuaology is the study of Joshua.
2. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Joshua in a day.
3. If you cut Joshua in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
4. New Zealand was the first place to allow Joshua to vote.
5. About one tenth of Joshua is permanently covered in ice!
6. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Joshua.
7. Joshua was originally green, and actually contained cocaine!
8. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Joshua to reach the earth's core.
9. If you toss Joshua 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
10. Joshua has only one weakness - the colour yellow.