death or the flu? i'm not sure which is worse
never say "i haven't thrown up since the 6th grade"
god will smite your smugness.
i spent the day eliminating all substances from my body. i'm so tired of the bathroom floor. my body aches. i'm afraid to sleep. also i've convinced myself that i have c.diff (i mean not actually, i'm sure it's just the flu --- i even got my flu shot! and i've never had the flu before!! bastards! -- not god i mean! god has been very good to me lately, i'm sure he's just smiting me as a joke, but as for right now the humor is lost. tomorrow i will laugh about this. after my mommy comes home to take care of me with some jello.
)
for now i'm taking my extra soft TP and my computer into the smallest bathroom in the house because it's the only warm bathroom in the house and i'll be there watching possibly jerry mcguire or whatever movie i decide i want to watch,POSSIBLY finding nemo.
i'm a baby.
god will smite your smugness.
i spent the day eliminating all substances from my body. i'm so tired of the bathroom floor. my body aches. i'm afraid to sleep. also i've convinced myself that i have c.diff (i mean not actually, i'm sure it's just the flu --- i even got my flu shot! and i've never had the flu before!! bastards! -- not god i mean! god has been very good to me lately, i'm sure he's just smiting me as a joke, but as for right now the humor is lost. tomorrow i will laugh about this. after my mommy comes home to take care of me with some jello.
)
for now i'm taking my extra soft TP and my computer into the smallest bathroom in the house because it's the only warm bathroom in the house and i'll be there watching possibly jerry mcguire or whatever movie i decide i want to watch,POSSIBLY finding nemo.
i'm a baby.