A lot of people slip into Comas on a weekly basis.
The other day I got out of the shower, with the help of those nifty hand-rails, and almost freaked out on how pruned I was. Sadly it turned out that I had forgotten to turn on the water in the first place and the pruned effect was just God's magic we call "aging".
I haven't spoken to
green_seth in awhile, but I hope that short bitter man is happy. I love him. I wish he'd visit more. I don't have much going on right now.
I bake cookies and watch Days of our Lives.
Bea Arthur ain't got shit on me. Suriously. I was here first. But I love her all the same!