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[bettywhite]

I'm such a lonely old lady. I sat and watched The Price Is Right for forever, and my dealer Jose got thrown back in the klink, so Mary Jane is no where to be found. I've resorted to Ajax, how sad is that?

I need to find my lotion.

Comments

[harrelson]

Hey now, it's just a matter of speaking to the right people.
Being a Hemp Activist such as Yours Truly obviously has it's perks, Betty White.

[bettywhite]

You are so charming, Woody! Would you give your favorite old lady a discount?

[harrelson]

Betty, I was going to give it to you for free. Rolled and everything, because I'm such a nice guy.

[bettywhite]

Woody! You are such a sweet young man! You're making this old bitch lady blush. Come over and let me hug you and pinch your cheeks.

[harrelson]

Yeah, I get that all the time. Don't know what it is, but you won't have to pinch my cheeks or hug me, just light up your spliff and puff puff pass.

[bettywhite]

You certainly are hardcore! I like you!

[harrelson]

Lady, it's so mutual. You're my new favourite person in here.

[judge_judith]

Calm your nerved Betty you're not 18 again.