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Wow, long time no update huh? Sorry about that kiddies, Mama Betty should have told ya kids I was leaving for a bit. Seth kept writing me which was nice, although I have not talked to that little shit angel in a while. I hope everything is going good for all you kids. Mama Betty would love to hear what you have all been up to. Being as I don't care enough have time to go back and read all your old entries.
Anyways, I've been good. My hip popped out a couple weeks ago but luckily I was on a stairwell and with the proper leverage and some guy named Moe, I managed to pop it back in myself. However that Moe guy thought he'd be sneaky and get a little touchy touch while helping me. I didn't mind though. Ya got to get your jollies from somewhere.
I also just recently got back from my cruise to the Bahamas. I got major sunburned, but all in all it was a good trip. I forgot my gas medication which made for some uncomfortable situations. Especially when we were doing the "emergency lifeboat drill", let's just say my fellow lifeboaters were not pleased with me. Then there's the time I solied myself on the dancefloor...that was embarassing. I was dancing to that new Britney song "Me against the music", and it turned into "me against my bowels". Despite these occasions the trip was fantastic. The bahamas are so beautiful and there's nothing but free food on the cruise. I was in heaven.
Well, I am oh so tired and I need to take a nap.
Anyways, I've been good. My hip popped out a couple weeks ago but luckily I was on a stairwell and with the proper leverage and some guy named Moe, I managed to pop it back in myself. However that Moe guy thought he'd be sneaky and get a little touchy touch while helping me. I didn't mind though. Ya got to get your jollies from somewhere.
I also just recently got back from my cruise to the Bahamas. I got major sunburned, but all in all it was a good trip. I forgot my gas medication which made for some uncomfortable situations. Especially when we were doing the "emergency lifeboat drill", let's just say my fellow lifeboaters were not pleased with me. Then there's the time I solied myself on the dancefloor...that was embarassing. I was dancing to that new Britney song "Me against the music", and it turned into "me against my bowels". Despite these occasions the trip was fantastic. The bahamas are so beautiful and there's nothing but free food on the cruise. I was in heaven.
Well, I am oh so tired and I need to take a nap.