You whores
so I was at Mac Donalds the other day, shaking down this ten year old kid that owes me money for the rock I fronted him, when this fat bastard hippie fuck comes up to me and is like "Ma'am, you shoulndt treat your children that way, he will grow up not knowing how to love and trust others" And I was all, " Who you callin Ma'am, bitch? This mother fucker owes me twelve dollars and if he dont come up with it, Im fixin to break my foot of in his ass" SO just then the brat wises up and starts whimpering "Mommy, dont hurt me no more, Ill be good, I promise" and the hippie get ALL BUTT HURT. He tears up and calls me a monster and all this other shit and says my children should be taken from me and put in homes where people will respect their right to life and love and blah blah blah.
So right about then the big mac and sundae I ate waiting for junior to show up hit my crack-high belly, and I starts to get the BG's. I gets an idea. I set Junior down and the kid books it, but thats cool, cuz this shit is gonna be worth the 12 dollars. Now, I been smokin rock for long enough, I can puke about on command, so, I says to this hippie fuck " Oh my god, whats wrong with me ?" I work up some tears " Thank you sir, I was about to make the biggest mistake of my life. I was about to hit my child. Im so sorry. My husband just left me, and Im all alone, " Hippie moves in for a "there-there" pat on the shoulders, just as planned.... " Oh how can I ever thank you?" I blubber. ANd just as he reaches for the consoling " I changed a life today" patronizing as fuck hug, BLAM! I hit him with the chunks projectile style! All in his hippie ass beard.
I walked away laughing like hell as he puked and cried, and spotting a tye-dye VW bus in the parking lot, surely his, I slapped a Bush/Cheney-04 sticker on the mother fucker.
So right about then the big mac and sundae I ate waiting for junior to show up hit my crack-high belly, and I starts to get the BG's. I gets an idea. I set Junior down and the kid books it, but thats cool, cuz this shit is gonna be worth the 12 dollars. Now, I been smokin rock for long enough, I can puke about on command, so, I says to this hippie fuck " Oh my god, whats wrong with me ?" I work up some tears " Thank you sir, I was about to make the biggest mistake of my life. I was about to hit my child. Im so sorry. My husband just left me, and Im all alone, " Hippie moves in for a "there-there" pat on the shoulders, just as planned.... " Oh how can I ever thank you?" I blubber. ANd just as he reaches for the consoling " I changed a life today" patronizing as fuck hug, BLAM! I hit him with the chunks projectile style! All in his hippie ass beard.
I walked away laughing like hell as he puked and cried, and spotting a tye-dye VW bus in the parking lot, surely his, I slapped a Bush/Cheney-04 sticker on the mother fucker.