GUNTS & GICKS
I was chatting to my neighbour Alison as she was washing her car in pink short shorts. We were talking about a woman who worked with us who had just had gastric banding surgery. My view was that the gastric banding thing was a bit gastric drastic. she didn't look that big to me.
Alison agreed. 'But she has a shocking gunt,' she said.
'Huh?!'
'You know', and Alison motioned a really low gut, that hangs over the cunt. Hence the term GUNT.
LOL.
I had always just thought of gunts as front asses. Hehe. Well anyway, I went to work and checked out this lady, and sure enough, she has an enormous gunt that had escaped my attention. Now I can't seem to take my eyes off it. I think about gunts at odd times, like when thinking about having a snack. haha. Fear the gunt, and it's guy counterpart, the GICK!
Fear them!
lol. or not.
besides that, i've fucked my neck somehow.. so i'm using that as an excuse to spend the weekend beaching, relaxing with mates and playing with the cat. i think it's a warning sign that i'm wasting my life with too much overtime. all work and no play sucks gunts.
word.
Alison agreed. 'But she has a shocking gunt,' she said.
'Huh?!'
'You know', and Alison motioned a really low gut, that hangs over the cunt. Hence the term GUNT.
LOL.
I had always just thought of gunts as front asses. Hehe. Well anyway, I went to work and checked out this lady, and sure enough, she has an enormous gunt that had escaped my attention. Now I can't seem to take my eyes off it. I think about gunts at odd times, like when thinking about having a snack. haha. Fear the gunt, and it's guy counterpart, the GICK!
Fear them!
lol. or not.
besides that, i've fucked my neck somehow.. so i'm using that as an excuse to spend the weekend beaching, relaxing with mates and playing with the cat. i think it's a warning sign that i'm wasting my life with too much overtime. all work and no play sucks gunts.
word.