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Aug 08, 2005 10:58

He has work in the control zone
because home doziness loves the dirt knobs...
They think it is the way they can create
Wonder what everyone else is whispering about...

so i was at work this morning... i was opening (store opens at 6), so it was about 6:30 am that i walked into the women's bathroom... to discover the night cleaning guy with his pants down, right out in front of the sinks and mirrors... keeping in mind that we're already open and this is the women's bathroom. he was startled and hastily pulled his pants up, then started laughing... i just closed the door and left him be, but what the hell was he doing in there? you creepy, creepy little man...

our apartment smells like easter because goddamn puppies like to pee all over creation (as far as the kitchen is concerned, that is). they are super cute though... and i suppose dog urine and vinegar is at least a step up from cat shit. oh, furze and ginsberg, you silly mischievous hellion cute and lovey bastard little puppy bitches, how i hate you and love you...
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