Pidgeon fear, love and war in Newcastle.....

Aug 28, 2001 23:56

Forgot to add this in my last entry, go figure. Well, when Lucifer Mamma dragged me off school clothes shopping, she dragged me down Northumberland street, home of the stinky pidgeon breeding ground.
Honest to Joss, the evil buggers were all waiting, staring down at me from their window ledges. And they watched me, their evil beady eyes buldging with contempt, coo coo. And then, when i finally thought i was safe, thats when they attacked,
There was feathers everywhere, i'm ducking, i'm-a-diving, trying to escape the wrath of these filthy creatures. But, they attack, fluttering their disease filled wings all around me. For the love of Joss, they won't give me a moments peace. So as i dash from Marksy's across the street, they fly around me. I finally took cover near one of the shops doors.
Another thing i now have to plan revenge against.....

(p.s) If you feed pidgeon's indegestion tablets, it makes them explode from the inside out. The Ph level of the indegestion tablet plays havoc with their insides, causing enormous pressure, leading them to explode.... (i would never use this fact, but i thought it was disturbingly interesting).
Yes people, i have Pidgeon fear
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