dear prudence,
First off, you like boys right?
Of course. They're useful for some stuff.
What are you doing after this?
Honestly, I have no idea. Showering would be the best option.
Is there anybody you're disappointed in right now?
Myself. But for what...I have no idea.
Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
It depends on who they pertain towards. Usually if I'm just being weird, I'll write mass amounts of poetry.
Are you wearing something you borrowed from someone?
No. I almost grabbed Dennis's tshirt off the floor and put it on this morning, but it smelled like boy's deoderant so I opted for one of my own clean tshirts instead.
Have you made a mistake this past week?
Probably. I told off a customer at work. I'm probably going to regret it when I come back to work tomorrow, but honestly, the guy deserved it.
Do you know anyone with the same name as you?
I've only met a small handful.
Who's had their arm around you in the past week?
Dennis.
Have you ever been a vegetarian?
For years and years. And then one day I just quit. I want to get back into it again, but I've developed this strange and powerful love of cheeseburgers that cannot be reckoned with. I'm a bad person.
Is there anything in your past that you'd like to try again?
No.
Do you think your life story would make a great movie?
I'm not exactly inspiring or interesting.
Would you be willing to live with your best friend?
I've tried it in the past multiple times. It's a very hard thing to do. But I pretty much consider Den one of my best friends and we live together, and it's going quite well.
Who was the last person to call you?
Nancy
Are you wearing shorts, jeans or pants?
PJs. Usually in the morning I just walk around in boyshorts and a tshirt, but whatever.
Do you believe that everyone has a soul mate?
Not really.
Does anyone think you're a bitch?
The guy I told off the other day.
Who did you spend at least three hours with yesterday?
Dennis. We spend a lot of time together. Like, disturbing amounts. And amazingly we don't hate each other.
What's the last movie you watched?
Visioneers
Who was the last person to text you?
Sophia
Do you prefer to call or text?
Text.
Are your biological parents married?
Yes. At least, I'm pretty sure.
Where is your least favorite place to be?
It's not really a place, it's a state of mind...
Who were you with last night around 9:00 pm?
Dennis. He had just come home from work.
What is your favorite restaurant?
Don't really have one.
Do you think too much or too little?
I think far too much for my own good.
Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
Someone else, nowadays. If he isn't there, I cannot sleep.
Do you like to cuddle?
I loooove to cuddle. I'm incredibly snuggly. It sometimes scares Dennis.
Do you want kids?
Someday.
Can you roll your tongue?
Just did.
Who is the funniest person you know?
I don't know.
Can you change the oil on a car?
Yes I can.
Ever had a near death experience?
Many
Which one of your friends have you known the longest?
Hmmm. Most of the ones I've known for awhile no longer talk to me.
Do people spell your name wrong often?
No. They call me Lauren though. Which, I'm kind of used to now.
Have you been kissed by someone who' s name starts with a T?
Yes.
Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
Not yet. It's fairly early.
Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?
Of course. And he's in the kitchen now, making me breakfast. :)
How was your day overall?
It just started.
Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?
Probably not.
Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months?
Yes.
Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
Yes.
What was the last thing you bought?
I bought Nancy coffee last night.
Is there someone you used to talk to everyday but don't anymore?
Yeah. I miss all of them :(
How often do you straighten your hair?
Rarely, ever.
Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
Yeah... not pleasant.
At your friend's house, do you know where they keep their silverware?
In a drawer...
Do you look decent when you wake up?
Sometimes.
Do you know anyone who does cocaine?
Not currently.
Do you enjoy late night phone conversations?
Sometimes, yes.
Are you afraid of falling in love?
No.
Do you care what people think about you?
Not really.
Are you ever a freak about cleanliness or organization?
I'm a freak in my own little way when it comes to organization.
Do you ever bite your lip?
Sometimes.
Of course. They're useful for some stuff.
What are you doing after this?
Honestly, I have no idea. Showering would be the best option.
Is there anybody you're disappointed in right now?
Myself. But for what...I have no idea.
Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
It depends on who they pertain towards. Usually if I'm just being weird, I'll write mass amounts of poetry.
Are you wearing something you borrowed from someone?
No. I almost grabbed Dennis's tshirt off the floor and put it on this morning, but it smelled like boy's deoderant so I opted for one of my own clean tshirts instead.
Have you made a mistake this past week?
Probably. I told off a customer at work. I'm probably going to regret it when I come back to work tomorrow, but honestly, the guy deserved it.
Do you know anyone with the same name as you?
I've only met a small handful.
Who's had their arm around you in the past week?
Dennis.
Have you ever been a vegetarian?
For years and years. And then one day I just quit. I want to get back into it again, but I've developed this strange and powerful love of cheeseburgers that cannot be reckoned with. I'm a bad person.
Is there anything in your past that you'd like to try again?
No.
Do you think your life story would make a great movie?
I'm not exactly inspiring or interesting.
Would you be willing to live with your best friend?
I've tried it in the past multiple times. It's a very hard thing to do. But I pretty much consider Den one of my best friends and we live together, and it's going quite well.
Who was the last person to call you?
Nancy
Are you wearing shorts, jeans or pants?
PJs. Usually in the morning I just walk around in boyshorts and a tshirt, but whatever.
Do you believe that everyone has a soul mate?
Not really.
Does anyone think you're a bitch?
The guy I told off the other day.
Who did you spend at least three hours with yesterday?
Dennis. We spend a lot of time together. Like, disturbing amounts. And amazingly we don't hate each other.
What's the last movie you watched?
Visioneers
Who was the last person to text you?
Sophia
Do you prefer to call or text?
Text.
Are your biological parents married?
Yes. At least, I'm pretty sure.
Where is your least favorite place to be?
It's not really a place, it's a state of mind...
Who were you with last night around 9:00 pm?
Dennis. He had just come home from work.
What is your favorite restaurant?
Don't really have one.
Do you think too much or too little?
I think far too much for my own good.
Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
Someone else, nowadays. If he isn't there, I cannot sleep.
Do you like to cuddle?
I loooove to cuddle. I'm incredibly snuggly. It sometimes scares Dennis.
Do you want kids?
Someday.
Can you roll your tongue?
Just did.
Who is the funniest person you know?
I don't know.
Can you change the oil on a car?
Yes I can.
Ever had a near death experience?
Many
Which one of your friends have you known the longest?
Hmmm. Most of the ones I've known for awhile no longer talk to me.
Do people spell your name wrong often?
No. They call me Lauren though. Which, I'm kind of used to now.
Have you been kissed by someone who' s name starts with a T?
Yes.
Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
Not yet. It's fairly early.
Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?
Of course. And he's in the kitchen now, making me breakfast. :)
How was your day overall?
It just started.
Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?
Probably not.
Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months?
Yes.
Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
Yes.
What was the last thing you bought?
I bought Nancy coffee last night.
Is there someone you used to talk to everyday but don't anymore?
Yeah. I miss all of them :(
How often do you straighten your hair?
Rarely, ever.
Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
Yeah... not pleasant.
At your friend's house, do you know where they keep their silverware?
In a drawer...
Do you look decent when you wake up?
Sometimes.
Do you know anyone who does cocaine?
Not currently.
Do you enjoy late night phone conversations?
Sometimes, yes.
Are you afraid of falling in love?
No.
Do you care what people think about you?
Not really.
Are you ever a freak about cleanliness or organization?
I'm a freak in my own little way when it comes to organization.
Do you ever bite your lip?
Sometimes.