Count 'em...3
Serves me right for not going to the dentist for 3 years.
It seems like shit is just getting piled up on me. Last weekend I locked myself out of the house and had to pay $110 to get a locksmith to "Macgyver" my door open. This weekend I conveniently parked my rear tire on a nail, and had to pay $65 to replace that. And I just found out that my insurance doesn't cover the orthodontic work that I need. And all my dreams of glory from being the next step in the evolution process have been shattered while in the dental chair. Apparently, I do have wisdom teeth. Only on the top, and they might need to come out. All those years of gloating while my friends got their teeth pulled are being spit back in my face. I'm sorry to anyone that I made fun of for getting your wisdom teeth pulled.
"Bad luck and extreme misfortune with infest your pathetic soul for all eternity." - fortune cookie from Rocko's Modern Life
It seems like shit is just getting piled up on me. Last weekend I locked myself out of the house and had to pay $110 to get a locksmith to "Macgyver" my door open. This weekend I conveniently parked my rear tire on a nail, and had to pay $65 to replace that. And I just found out that my insurance doesn't cover the orthodontic work that I need. And all my dreams of glory from being the next step in the evolution process have been shattered while in the dental chair. Apparently, I do have wisdom teeth. Only on the top, and they might need to come out. All those years of gloating while my friends got their teeth pulled are being spit back in my face. I'm sorry to anyone that I made fun of for getting your wisdom teeth pulled.
"Bad luck and extreme misfortune with infest your pathetic soul for all eternity." - fortune cookie from Rocko's Modern Life