I'm so much smarter than you.
Today while I was bored, which was pretty much all day, I drew up plans on how to defend my house from the inevitable zombie onslaught that will kill all you fucking idiot retards while I go on to live with a license to repopulate the planet.
Step one: Stockpile ammunition/food/water/smut
Step two: Knock out staircase making it impossible for living dead to reach the upstairs portion of house.
Step three: Wait it out, pass time by looking at smut.
Step four: Repopulate planet by banging hot chicks.
While all you turds are getting eaten alive I'll be drinking and looking at knockers.
Fuck yall
Step one: Stockpile ammunition/food/water/smut
Step two: Knock out staircase making it impossible for living dead to reach the upstairs portion of house.
Step three: Wait it out, pass time by looking at smut.
Step four: Repopulate planet by banging hot chicks.
While all you turds are getting eaten alive I'll be drinking and looking at knockers.
Fuck yall