Feb 02, 2010 20:54
[audio]
Okay, okay. Let's get this straight. Whoever thinks this event or curse or deity gift certificate to the tunnel of crazy is fun should think about it.
Way to be obvious, Forehead.
It's damp, it's dark, and waking up on your best friend's chest is awesome, obviously.
Ugh, you would be so lucky.
... This cramped boat is adorable, obviously--
It would be more adorable if you were on this thing with a guy and not me.
And the noises around us, such detail, is absolutely commendable. Obviously!
But nooooo, you rejected them all. I mean, I took the time to find you some cute guys to date, and you willingly choose to become a cat lady.
And--PIG, WOULD YOU SHUT UP ALREADY?!
[ooc; Ino and Sakura. They're on a boat.]
fml what is this shit,
don't want a guy,
stfu ino,
i'm on a boat!,
ino you hag,
ino+men=both pigs