67th.]] hold on to your family jewels?

[betterthanthen]

So, people say that a surgeon can't be a surgeon if he's never been cut before. A professor can't be a professor if he's never been taught before. Then I ask you, City, what the hell is this?

A medic-nin can't cure a man until they've been a man before?!

THIS DOES NOT MAKE ME HAPPY AT ALL.

[ooc; B-better stay away from her HIM! ^^ Lack of paid

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[noclothespls]

Sakura, how the hell do you make your boobs stop itching?

[betterthanthen]

...okay, that was mentally scarring.

If they're itching it means they're growing. You must be going through your adolescence as a girl. Try a bra. Or bindings. I have some if you want...

[ooc; She's totally cracking up writing this, I swear.]

[noclothespls]

You think.

GROWING???? BUT THEY'RE ALREADY MASSIVE!

Bindings...oh, hell no. Too restrictive. I'd tear 'em off in a heartbeat.

[ooc: She's not alone in that. 8D]

[betterthanthen]

You're not walking around naked, if that's your plan. And if you want them to stop itching, stop scratching them. Welcome to the world of women.

Now.

H-how does one...walk...with...all this...um.

[ooc; ASH! *grabby hands motions* I miss you. AIM/MSN, ANYTHING, BABY! PLZ?]

[copy_enigma]

...

You're a man?

[betterthanthen]

...and you're a woman, I take it, sensei?

[copy_enigma]

That's exactly right. Um. ...What are you doing about clothes?

[betterthanthen]

Fortunately I haven't grown in regards to height, or anything, and I still have some loose shirts left from when Hinata-san lived with me. Or maybe I could ask Sasuke, I don't know.

...would you like a bra, sensei?

[ooc; LOL at you!]

[toughlovedeity]

City being a bitch?

b-b-b-belated but not forgotten!

[betterthanthen]

Apparently. Oh, Fou-san, I forgot to say...during that curse when odd people slipped into the City. There was this girl who said I should say hi...

'tis okay <3

[toughlovedeity]

...huh.

Who the hell?

feels surreal don't it? XD

[betterthanthen]

...Rome? Raine? No, wait...Rime. That's the name. D'you know her?

[flash_minato]

Being a man isn't that bad, Haruno-san. At this point, I think being a woman is harder! (No pun intended, of course.)

None of my clothes fit me today. They're all too big...

And I'm supposed to meet someone in the gardens at noon.

[betterthanthen]

...you too, huh? I extend the offer I made to Kakashi-sensei to you as well. I might have some clothes left over from shishou, or Hinata-san.

[flash_minato]

You sure they'd fit? I'm pretty petite right now. It's strange, really. I'd never have imagined myself as a petite woman...

[betterthanthen]

...excuse me, and who's normally a petite woman here?

[cursed_ninja]

So you're affected too, Sakura?

so amused, SO AMUSED

[betterthanthen]

...Yes.

I need to borrow...clothes. My shorts don't fit.

Re: so amused, SO AMUSED

[cursed_ninja]

Yeah, sure. I'll give you some of my clothes.

I need to borrow some from you too...

[betterthanthen]

This is so embarassing...please tell me you're not naked.