Jul 12, 2007 11:34
So that was a curse day.
Stay calm, Sakura. No panicking. No panicking!
MY FINGER IS MISSING. WHO TOO--wait, I did. You know, figures. Just my luck. TWO DAYS I've been here, and suddenly I'm enrolled in a secret crime organization. What next? The Akatsuki hire me as coffee girl? Kami-sama. I don't want to get out of bed.
But I have a few apologies to make.
Isaak-san: The person yesterday was not me, and I'm sorry I called you darling, really, just...forgetIeverdid,okay?
Tayuya: I think I should apologize for the broken leg...
Everyone I put a bullet in yesterday: I'M SORRY. I can heal it? :D
The Sicillian mafia members: Same goes for you. Report injuries and I'll do something about them...
Naruto: I didn't mean to call you baby! And I'm pretty sure it was not standing for 'little child' when I was saying it...
Kimblee: You get nothing.
[Private; unhackable]
IT MUST HAVE BEEN SOME SORT OF RITUAL, BUT DAMMIT I WANT MY FINGER BACK! AND WHO PUT ME IN A MAN'S SUIT--looks nice though. I've concluded. I'm doomed, pretty much. I mean, I was MEANING to stay the fuck away from the Sound people, and then I go and break Tayuya's leg. I think I remember it crunching. Guh. Either way, you break it you fix it.
I suppose I'll find out today if Shizune-senpai's technique works, or if I'm any good at it. With the load of people here, I'll probably end up with chakra depletion. Oh. At least I have a bed at Naruto's place. If I haven't scared him too.
Now to heal this bullet grazings, and the shoulder. I need to investigate more about weapons nowadays. Or at least the weapons here, to be prepared... The other bruise won't fade. Typical. I'm going to kill that man. I think.
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[[ooc: All great things come to an end. We shall miss Alfons as bigbossman dearly. Resume: Sakura was a hitwoman for the Italian mafia, she and Kimblee teamed up against Tayuya, but didn't kill her, Alfons was disgusted at this and made them each chop off a finger. Before the big fight, hormones were flying, and necking has been had. A lot. Thank God for Cirucci intruding on them. *shaky laughter* And then she fought like a bearcat, shot a few people, and got a shoulder wound. Not a happy camper.]]
i lost my 1st kiss to a criminal,
how's this heavenly retribution?,
betcha didn't expect this,
this only happens to me,
hiding under bed now