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Jun 29, 2009 12:09

Character: Prince Ludwig/Lui
Series:\ Ludwig Kakumei
Character Age: 19

Canon: Once upon a time, in a kingdom far far away, there lived a handsome prince who wandered the land searching for his perfect bride. And by perfect, we mean huge boobs. Along the way, he encountered many familiar figures, such as Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, and Rapunzel . . . but these are probably not the stories you heard in your childhood. No, in Kaori Yuki's Ludwig Kakumei, the beautiful princess is more than likely an insane killer, the wicked witch a masochistic lolita, and everyone everywhere is involved in some sort of bloody and twisted secret. Here, the fairy tales are what they're supposed to be - grim.

And the prince? Well, he can certainly be quite charming when he wants to be, but most of the time he's narcissistic, arrogant, spoiled, perverted, overdramatic, sadistic, and manipulative (plus a little necrophilic, although he claims to have gotten over that). Prince Lui has no qualms over killing someone if they get in his way, and quite often he'll instigate trouble just to amuse himself. That's not to say he's cruel, though; he genuinely does want to help those who he believes have a good heart, even if he'll grumble the entire time during the rescue mission. Of course, just because he tolerates you doesn't mean he likes you, and just because he likes you doesn't mean he respects you - that honor is reserved for himself only.

Sample Post:

Alas, what great tragedy has fallen upon the world today! Somewhere out there is a sweet, blushing maiden (with a F36 cupsize) waiting for her incredibly handsome husband-to-be to (get his servant to) sweep her off her feet - and yet she must languish forevermore because here I am, stuck in this disgusting scrap of land, surrounded by zombies of all things! I knew that brochure about a kingdom packed with crowds of naked women was too good to be true, but I didn't think anyone would be foolish enough to actually trap me here. To whoever the ruler of this pathetic country is: you might as well let me go now, because there's no way either of my parents are going to bother paying a cent of ransom. Plus, if you try to withhold a beauty like me from the world for too long, the gods will punish you with a terrible curse - and if that doesn't work, my servant should be by shortly to cry and whine at you until you give in out of sheer annoyance.

And really, if you're going to allow the dead to run all over the place, couldn't you at least make them a little more aesthetically pleasing? I understand the appeal of a lovely corpse, but the rotting completely destroys any allure that death brings. The scarlet splash of blood can be coordinated with almost every outfit, given enough skill; pus and maggots, however, will never be fashionable. Take that zombie over there for example, the one with the 64 “D”s: sew her arm back on, wash the brain matter out of her hair, let her soak up a couple gallons of preservatives, and you'd hardly be able to tell her from the living! In fact, she might even end up more attractive than a real woman, given the lack of thought.

. . . actually, the more I think about it, the more Zombriella here sounds like my ideal bride. I need a wife who won't try to undermine me everywhere I go, and who's easy to dispose of in case things get messy. Tell me, Zombriella, you don't happen to be a princess under a spell, do you?

Voting went here at 91.2% OMG \o/

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