[Event start]
[It's a beautiful, pristine day in SBGland. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, the adorable little bunnies and chipmunks and other various assorted woodland creatures are frolicking about. Surely nothing can go wrong on this glorious late-summer day. Surely.
OR NOT-SO-SURELY, PERHAPS...
For lo and behold, the loudspeakers are crackling to life, issuing forth the following sinsiter broadcast:
ATTENTION SUMABURA GAKUEN...
ETA: Bonus transcription for the falsetto-impaired:
Attention Sumabura Gakuen, this is... um... this is a mysterious someone. Yes, a mysterious someone, and I have an important announcement with which to share with you all, and that is this: I have poisoned you all. Yes, that is correct, by my deadliest of deadly poisonous arts I've poisoned the foodstuffs here at your fine school, and I have poisoned you all, and by now you will all be dying within a single day. Yes, that is correct, within one day, you will all die, and you won't be alive anymore. EXCEPT for the single fact that -- yes, the single fact that I have placed antidotes in the clock tower on campus. However, there's not enough antidotes for everyone [gigglegiggle]. So anyway, there's maybe enough for half of you or so, so... um... you're going to die in a day, and there's antidotes, but not for everyone, so you're probably going to have to fight over them, or have a moral decision, or take a lottery or something, but isn't this a delightful moral quandry? I think it's a delightful moral quandry. It's just delightful. [gigglegiggle]
Anyway, this is just... someone... informing you that you're all poisoned, you have one day to live, don't try and stop me. [gigglegiggle. giggle.] ]
((OOC: Alright, kiddies, go nuts. You can post reactions here, do journal entries, have heartbreaking logs of last moments with loved ones -- whatever floats your boat. Clock tower log is here, for those who want to race to the "antidote"/fight for it/sell it on Ebay/etc, but be warned: the tower has been laced with various traps. I'll be posting at random in your threads with them, but I'm going to be busy this evening, so you're also welcome to just write them in yourselves. I highly encourage plotting together with people and forming up into groups; not only does it make tagging everyone easier for me, but it makes it more fun for you guys.
So yeah. Good luck and have fun! \o/ ))