fic - Rematch
Genre: AU!Fic 21
Summary: [Bible AU] A burning bush talks to House. House tells it to STFU and goes to find a pitcher of water. Then he gets pissed when he can't extinguish it, and it still won't STFU.
Ship:House/Wilson established relationship (implied)
Warning: I went to a very religious secondary school (it used to be run by nuns, although by the time I got there they had all moved out) and there are only two ways to deal with that: take God extremely seriously and lose any sense of humor you might have had on the subject, or believe that God is perfectly able to take a joke and in fact probably has a very active sense of humor. If you still believe in God, that is.
Disclaimer: I own nothing related to House or Wilson, alas. God could be said to own everything, including House and Wilson. And David Shore.
Supplementary warning: As cracky as a cracked thing on crack.
Advisory: Contains shrubbery. Ni.
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 2,494
Cross-posted to house_wilson and housefic.
By the time House got out of bed, Wilson had long since left for work.
Summary: [Bible AU] A burning bush talks to House. House tells it to STFU and goes to find a pitcher of water. Then he gets pissed when he can't extinguish it, and it still won't STFU.
Ship:House/Wilson established relationship (implied)
Warning: I went to a very religious secondary school (it used to be run by nuns, although by the time I got there they had all moved out) and there are only two ways to deal with that: take God extremely seriously and lose any sense of humor you might have had on the subject, or believe that God is perfectly able to take a joke and in fact probably has a very active sense of humor. If you still believe in God, that is.
Disclaimer: I own nothing related to House or Wilson, alas. God could be said to own everything, including House and Wilson. And David Shore.
Supplementary warning: As cracky as a cracked thing on crack.
Advisory: Contains shrubbery. Ni.
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 2,494
Cross-posted to house_wilson and housefic.
By the time House got out of bed, Wilson had long since left for work.