Adventures in sex shops
OK, every time I go to one, I must psyche myself up and remind myself that I'm a grown up, I can go into a store for sex.
I was persuaded into buying an expensive toy for sex. But damn, that saleswoman was persuasive. And my husband needs to get home so we can use it during sex. Cause dammit, I'd like to have an orgasm during sex.
Also, I nearly lost it when I got home and the dog was eating the edible creams and stuff that the woman was putting on me off of my hand.