(no subject)
to whom it may concern (this means you):
my birthday was one week ago today.
and you missed it, there is no chance to redeem yourself.
i will hate you forever.
probably not, but what's a letter without empty threats?
if you know what is good for you you will avoid all 7-11s
i intend to destroy them. why you ask? they, like you, ruined
my birthday. how? utah is stupid, so you must be 19 to buy cigarettes.
of course i could not waste this opportunity so i went to buy some.
THEY DIDN'T ID ME!
i barely look over 16, let alone 19.
i suppose you could make things better by sending me lots of presents and money. who says you can't buy forgiveness? (*hint* not the 16th century catholic church).
yours truly,
elizabeth
p.s. if i was batman and you were superman i would kick your ass.
seriously. read it in frank millers, the dark knight returns if you don't believe me. and my monroe is gone. if fell down the bathroom sink.
my birthday was one week ago today.
and you missed it, there is no chance to redeem yourself.
i will hate you forever.
probably not, but what's a letter without empty threats?
if you know what is good for you you will avoid all 7-11s
i intend to destroy them. why you ask? they, like you, ruined
my birthday. how? utah is stupid, so you must be 19 to buy cigarettes.
of course i could not waste this opportunity so i went to buy some.
THEY DIDN'T ID ME!
i barely look over 16, let alone 19.
i suppose you could make things better by sending me lots of presents and money. who says you can't buy forgiveness? (*hint* not the 16th century catholic church).
yours truly,
elizabeth
p.s. if i was batman and you were superman i would kick your ass.
seriously. read it in frank millers, the dark knight returns if you don't believe me. and my monroe is gone. if fell down the bathroom sink.