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last night around 2am i had a dream that there was some sort of animal under the covers at my feet, so i freaked out, kicked off my blankets, and jumped out of bed. at this point i started to run out of my room, still asleep, and twisted my foot or otherwise slammed it against something on my way. in my dream, i was certain that the thing in my bed had bitten me, and i started screaming 'something bit me! aaugghhh!' as i stumbled out into the living room. as soon as i got through the door, i fell on my face because not only had i fucked up my foot, but my entire left leg was asleep. this combined with my screaming finally woke me up, although for a few minutes as i tried to explain what was going on to my startled roommate, i was sure that there was going to be a hamster or something with its jaws still locked onto my foot, and having disproved this, i was then sure i would find bite marks.
so this is why i'll be walking with a limp for a little while.
so this is why i'll be walking with a limp for a little while.