A few days (weeks) ago, in all my sleeplessness-induced glory, I posted
this Chelski picspam, which was an accompagnment to
this previous Chelsea/Lampsies post. And in the former, there was
this video, appropriately titled "Jose and his Amazing Technicolor Overcoat" "Technicolour" if you're British, you nickpicker. And I said that I needed to find the lyrics.
Find them I did, although it was not the full transcript, ergo no "Shut up Drogba", which was really a shame. So guess what? I wrote them down myself, hahahahah...
Jose and his Amazing Technicolor Overcoat
(indistinct conversation, then shushing)
*door slam*
Jose: And you call that a performance of champions? I am not looking at champions.
Team: All right Gaffer!
Jose: No, it is not "All right, Gaffer". Shut up Makelele. I am the manager of this team. And who am I?
Team: You are the SPECIAL ONE!
Jose: Yes, I am the Special One. But that performance was not special. It made me laugh, and champions should not make me laugh. If I want to laugh, maybe I listen to Damian doing a car insurance set. Damian do it, make me laugh, now.
Damian: Hibernian Insurance. Pretty good.
Jose: Yeah, very funny. Now, Drogba. First half? Pathetic.
Drogba: No no no no no Gaffer, please---
Jose: Now if you want, I can replace it. It's no problem. I can, I can replace you. It's no problem.
Drogba: No no!
Jose: I can do it.
www.amazon.co.uk Searchword: Rooney, 35.5 million...
Drogba: No no---
Jose: It's no problem, I can do it, I can do it. If you want me to press "Buy"---
Drogba: No please Gaffer!
Jose: Do you want me to press "Buy"?
Drogba: No!
Jose: Then listen to the Special One?
Drogba: Okay, okay.
Jose: Ok, second half. Vocal exercices. Midfield *snaps finger* now!
Midfield: WHO-AH-OH.
Jose: Very good, very good. Defense *snap* Breathe and vocal!
Defense: WHO-AH-OH.
Jose: Very good. You are ready, I think? (cheering) Shhh shhhh...okay, okay. It's time for the song.
Team: YAAAAYYY!!!
Jose: Last week--Shut up Drogba---Last week, we beat Arsenal and I did for you "Don't Look Back at Wenger".
Team: DON'T LOOOK BACK AT WEEENNGER!
Jose: Shhh...Shut up, shut up Damian, shut up. This week, I do for you "The Special One".
Team: YOU ARE THE SPECIAL ONE!
Jose: I know, I know...Shhh...I know I am the Special One. But this week, it is a very special song and it is called "Jose and his Amazing Technicolor Overcoat".
Team: YAAAYYY!!!
Jose: Ssshhhhh..Shut up.
I close my eyes
And stand there grinning (who-ah-oh)
We can't stop winning (who-ah-oh)
You'd be grinning too.
When I first came (when he first came)
I was delighted (who-ah-oh)
Could have managed United (who-ah-oh)
But any team will do.
I wore my coat (he wears his coat)
The world is merry (who-ah-oh)
I've got John Terry (who-ah-oh)
And Drogba too.
Drogba: Go on (indistinct)
Jose: Very good!
I switch them round (he switches them round)
They all are hating (who-ah-oh)
But I like rotating (who-ah-oh)
Any team will do.
(Go on Gaffer!)
A corner kick, is just enough
a little flick from Damian Duff
The ball flies right into the net and we are one nil up...
Team: ONE-NIL! ONE-NIL! ONE-NIL!
May I return (may I return)
To the beginning (who-ah-oh)
So easy winning (who-ah-oh)
When your team is blue...
(Blue is the color!!!)
Jose: C'mon!
We can't go wrong (we can't go wrong)
I am in heaven (who-ah-oh)
Playing whatever-eleven (who-ah-oh)
Any team will do.
Team: YAAAYYY!!!
Jose: Now! Go and be champions?
Team: Yeah!
Jose: Be champions?
Team: Yeah!
Jose: Love it?
Team: Yeah!
Jose: Because if you don't do it, you can kill yourself. Take it from me. Be champions.
Team: *cheering* YAAAAY!! GAFFER! GAFFER!
For the noobs (I say this with all the affection that I possess), United is (obiviously) Manchester United and Wenger is Arsene Wenger, manager of Arsenal who just celebrates his ten years at said club! *throws confetti*
Anyways, that was hella long and time-consuming. But while doing it, I came across some very interesting things. Like that the song is actually a parody of the musical "Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat" and is set to the melody of the real song "Anything will do" from that same show. Oh, and it was made by comedia Mario Rosenstock. And whoever said that Jose can't poke fun at himself...he actually invited Mario R. over for dinner and made him perform the skit. o.O Holy Maldini...And there's actually a "sequel" to the song! It's called
"I Sign a Little Player or Two". Aaaah!! Must get hands on that one too! Oh, and here's is the
its page on Wiki *sweat drop* That song has its own article on Wikipedia...I am at a loss for words....
A fun video of the song, mostly because we see his Amazing Technicolor Overcoat! (sorry bout the quality though)
...ok, so they edited the song a bit. But Jose said that he loved being called The Speical One! Priceless!
If somebody could rip the song into an mp3 file, I will love you forever!
Ahem, right. And yes, I should be finishing up my CL post with pictures and the rest of the results. And I should get started on my Real vs. Chelski "Who is slashier" matchup. *sigh* And my SYTYCD Season Two Appreciation Thread still isn't done! (After what? A month and a half? *headdesk* Procrastination is thy foe, youth of today!)
But I couldn't leave without posting these:
*squees* Lampsies make me happy. And squealy. But doesn't he look hot in that snazzy little shirt and vest of his?
Ooooh...lookie, a suit!
EEEEEEeeek!!!!!!!!! He's so cute!!!! *fangirls and dies*
Oh, this is ridiculous. I'm turning into a Chelski fangirl! Ah, the horror, the horror!!! Think of rossoneri...rossoneri..Paolo...Gila/Rino/Andrea/Kaka/Pippo/Sandro...(oh, if only that was a pairing *winks*)
Oi, don't you dare wink at me, Mr. Mourinho! It's all your fault! *fumes*
(I'll probably post again soon enough, because there's loads of things that I have to fangirl over! But first, I must go eat more mooncakes ^.^)