So you think Matrix is hot, eh?
Okay, this was supposed to be a picspam entirely dedicated to Marco's tattoos, as requested by pint_of_shame. But Marco being Marco, I couldn't just let the randomness pass by. So I hereby present to you:
Why Marco Materazzi is hot, even when he's wearing funny hats
(dedicated to Miss Spammage herself, Meg)
Matrix: Me? You're dedicating an entire picspam to me, star of Inter? Ooooh!
Betsy: ...bloody Interistas....
Now, Matrix is one hot piece of ass. Do not be fooled by his attempts to appear odd/peculiar/weird/crazy. He only manages to come off as..
...dorky.
...girly cute.
...tourist-y.
...tall.
...slashy, wearing Fabio Grosso's number on his hat.
...Erm, this one I can't quite explain.
He's flexible, too. And isn't afraid to show off how exactly he got his flexibility.
Nice teamwork there, guys. *nod nod* Whatcha looking at Marco?
Either he's enjoying this like hell, or just squinting because of the glare of the photog under the warm Italian sun. Pffft, yeah right.
Well, I'm not a body and health professional (yet), but I think that Matrix's legs are in dire need of a massage. The poor man, needing to be dragged everywhere and whatnot.
Hmmm...stretching.
*giggles* Crotch is centered. And...need a hand, Marco?
C'mon...just a little bit higher...raise that leg...
.......... He is so enjoying this.
But then again, stretching is of foremost important, for that it allows calciotori to do this:
WHOA! DAMN! LEGS LOOOONG WHOAH!
Not only is he versatile and flexible, but he's also a funny guy who loves to do the most spontaneously weird things.
Like kissing Figo's shoe/foot after the latter set up a goal that Matrix headed in.
And hugging the ref. Yes, I know, totally o.O.
And being tall and all, he's rather accomodating. Quite accomodating.
I know that everybody on the face of the Earth has seen this already, but it's always worth another 75019827341098th look.
And from other angles too. *grins*
Those angle wings are absolutely gorgeous.
Whaddya know, before the Cannakoala glompage, there had been Alessa glompage!
Torso. Tattoos. He needs to take off his shirt waaay more often!
Oooh, close-up. Grrr, damn watermark. And holy Maldini hip ridges!!!!!!
Last but not least, Matrix is hot because of his tattoos.
The not-so-little Indian tat on his chest.
Hmmm, arms. (But the haircut, hahaha!)
Oh yes, arms indeed. Or in this case, just the left one, but still....*stares*
The forearm tat: Leo, 19/08/1973. His date of birth.
The cute little butterfly on his calf.
And the one on his left thigh, about which I have no idea what it's saying.
HOLY CAMOLE STRETCHING, SHOWING OFF HIS BUTT AND HIS TATS! *is impressed by his multi-tasking*
And what a butt that is. *pauses to admire*
He's so cute here.
And here too. Almost makes me wanna cheer for Inter.
*looks at the nezazzurri* ALMOST.
Fabio Grosso cameo-time:
Awww, that's awfully nice of the team to do this.
Casually-dressed Marco. Me likey. Puppi is pretty cute too.
LOL, those two are so tall. And ha! Matrix is wearing a D&G belt.
Speaking of D&G...
Bless Stefano e Dominico.
Ooooh, serious-looking Marco. Don't see that too often.
And cleaned-up Marco. Wow. The suit. The pose. ...Wow...
Awww...With his sons, the eldest being Milanesta, Kaka-worshipping Davide. XD
And to wrap things up, more Marco funniness:
This is pure GOLD. Snarling, bitch-slapping Rino next to pious, trying-to-look-innoncent Marco. Hehe.
LOL, he should try to nose in the ball next time!
Sorry about the lack of truly tattoo-centric pics Meg, but I hope that you enjoyed this nonetheless. As for me, I've got to run before I get sucked in by all the Inter pretties. Oh, the humanity! *grabs Paolo and runs*
Why Marco Materazzi is hot, even when he's wearing funny hats
(dedicated to Miss Spammage herself, Meg)
Matrix: Me? You're dedicating an entire picspam to me, star of Inter? Ooooh!
Betsy: ...bloody Interistas....
Now, Matrix is one hot piece of ass. Do not be fooled by his attempts to appear odd/peculiar/weird/crazy. He only manages to come off as..
...dorky.
...girly cute.
...tourist-y.
...tall.
...slashy, wearing Fabio Grosso's number on his hat.
...Erm, this one I can't quite explain.
He's flexible, too. And isn't afraid to show off how exactly he got his flexibility.
Nice teamwork there, guys. *nod nod* Whatcha looking at Marco?
Either he's enjoying this like hell, or just squinting because of the glare of the photog under the warm Italian sun. Pffft, yeah right.
Well, I'm not a body and health professional (yet), but I think that Matrix's legs are in dire need of a massage. The poor man, needing to be dragged everywhere and whatnot.
Hmmm...stretching.
*giggles* Crotch is centered. And...need a hand, Marco?
C'mon...just a little bit higher...raise that leg...
.......... He is so enjoying this.
But then again, stretching is of foremost important, for that it allows calciotori to do this:
WHOA! DAMN! LEGS LOOOONG WHOAH!
Not only is he versatile and flexible, but he's also a funny guy who loves to do the most spontaneously weird things.
Like kissing Figo's shoe/foot after the latter set up a goal that Matrix headed in.
And hugging the ref. Yes, I know, totally o.O.
And being tall and all, he's rather accomodating. Quite accomodating.
I know that everybody on the face of the Earth has seen this already, but it's always worth another 75019827341098th look.
And from other angles too. *grins*
Those angle wings are absolutely gorgeous.
Whaddya know, before the Cannakoala glompage, there had been Alessa glompage!
Torso. Tattoos. He needs to take off his shirt waaay more often!
Oooh, close-up. Grrr, damn watermark. And holy Maldini hip ridges!!!!!!
Last but not least, Matrix is hot because of his tattoos.
The not-so-little Indian tat on his chest.
Hmmm, arms. (But the haircut, hahaha!)
Oh yes, arms indeed. Or in this case, just the left one, but still....*stares*
The forearm tat: Leo, 19/08/1973. His date of birth.
The cute little butterfly on his calf.
And the one on his left thigh, about which I have no idea what it's saying.
HOLY CAMOLE STRETCHING, SHOWING OFF HIS BUTT AND HIS TATS! *is impressed by his multi-tasking*
And what a butt that is. *pauses to admire*
He's so cute here.
And here too. Almost makes me wanna cheer for Inter.
*looks at the nezazzurri* ALMOST.
Fabio Grosso cameo-time:
Awww, that's awfully nice of the team to do this.
Casually-dressed Marco. Me likey. Puppi is pretty cute too.
LOL, those two are so tall. And ha! Matrix is wearing a D&G belt.
Speaking of D&G...
Bless Stefano e Dominico.
Ooooh, serious-looking Marco. Don't see that too often.
And cleaned-up Marco. Wow. The suit. The pose. ...Wow...
Awww...With his sons, the eldest being Milanesta, Kaka-worshipping Davide. XD
And to wrap things up, more Marco funniness:
This is pure GOLD. Snarling, bitch-slapping Rino next to pious, trying-to-look-innoncent Marco. Hehe.
LOL, he should try to nose in the ball next time!
Sorry about the lack of truly tattoo-centric pics Meg, but I hope that you enjoyed this nonetheless. As for me, I've got to run before I get sucked in by all the Inter pretties. Oh, the humanity! *grabs Paolo and runs*